Misc Unsigned Bands - Charles penrose - the laughing policeman

I ^Gknow a fat old policeman he's ^Calways on our street A ^Dfat and jolly red-faced man he ^Greally is a treat He's too kind for a policeman he's ^Cnever known to frown And ^Deverybody says he is the happiest man in ^Gtown

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^GHe laughs upon point duty he ^Claughs upon his beat He ^Dlaughs at everybody when he's ^Gwalking in the street He never can stop laughing he ^Csays he's never tried But ^Donce he did arrest a man and laughed until he ^Gcried

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^GHis jolly face is wrinkled and ^Cthen he shut his eyes He ^Dopened his great big mouth it ^Gwas a wondrous size He said "I must arrest you!" he ^Cdidn't know what for And ^Dthen he started laughing until he cracked his fat old ^Gjaw

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^GSo if you chance to meet him while ^Cwalking 'round the town ^DShake him by his fat old hand and ^Ggive him half a crown His eyes will beam and sparkle he'll ^Cgurgle with delight And ^Dthen you'll start him laughing with all his blessed ^Gmight

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