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Artist: Brett Domino Song:Domino's Gillian McKeith Song Brett Domino's Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/brettdomino Tabbed by:Jack Sharp Tuning:Standard So I know this song is really more of a parody then an actual song but I really like it and i'm guessing alot of people out there would like to know how to play it so here it is :) All credit goes to Brett Domino for writing this hilarious song. Intro: A - Asus4 - A F#m E x2 1st Verse:
AOh Gillian McKEeith, wF#mhat are you doing on 'DI'm a CelebErity'? AI sit and watch in disbEelief, as you'rF#me passing out on the ground everyD night on IETV.
A (strum once for this line) E F#m D Well Gilly used to say she's a doctor, but she doesn't have a PHD,
And aApparently now she's a ceElebrity, but she's nF#mever been in Heat magazDine.
Well cAlearly I'm wrong, as either Eway she's in the Jungle, But reF#mcently poor Gillian, she's beeDn having a bit of trouble. E
Chorus:
Oh GAilly, why've you been so sEilly? I wouF#mldn't have a balti if I diDdn't like chilli, So C#7why d'ya go and do it? EverybDody must have told ya, C#7Don't go on that programme if you've Dgot all kinds of phobias. AOh Mrs McEKeith, you're not gF#monna get any relDief, 'Cause the C#7public seem to like causing Dgrief, C#7 D - E So the fainting's only going to increase.
2nd Verse:
MAaybe it's because you lieEd about your doctorate, MF#maybe it's because you donD't like eating chocolate, MAaybe it's because of your Eobsession with poo, MF#maybe it's because you look a Dbit like a goose.
MAaybe it's because you're piEssing people off, PretF#mending to fall over every Dtime you see a wasp. I dC#7on't deny it must be hard, the Dtasks they do look tricky, But C#7can't you tackle them a bit more likDe that Linford EChristie?
2nd Chorus:
AOh Gilly, wEhy've you been so silly? I wF#mouldn't have a balti if I Ddidn't like chilli, So C#7why d'ya go and do it? Surely eDverybody told you, C#7Don't go on that programme if you've Dgot arachnophobia. AOh Gillian, Ewhy're you such a silly'un? F#mFirst of all you must be getting Dpaid about a million, You C#7must have seen the show before - with your Deyes so reptilian, So IC#7've no sympathy you've made yourDself into a villaAin. . . . . . . DOh GAillian (McKeith).