Chords used: Am,G,C,F,A,E INTRO SOLO: You used to be a special place for all my college friends. A sanctuary in cyberspace, but every love story ends. (Facebooooook..) Whyd you have to go and lose your exclusivity? Now all my nightmares have come true... my mom just friended me!

^AmSince she joined she ^Gspends all her time checking my news fe^Fed. ^AmMy interests are no l^Gonger bubble butts and sticky ^Fweed. ^AmShe whacked my ass on ^GMafia Wars and Fl^Amixtered Youve Got Mai^Fl. ^E ^AmShe washed the colors w^Gith the whites ^Amand posted laundry fa^Fil (c^Eause now)

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^AmMy moms on Fa^Fcebook. ^CShe found ^Ga new^Am way to nag^F me. ^C ^AmMy moms on Fa^Fcebook. ^CComments w^Ghenev^Amer friends ^Ftag me.^C ^AmMy moms on Fa^Fcebook. ^CShe only g^Got it^Am to stalk m^Fe. ^C ^AmMy moms on Fa^Fcebook. ^CMy childho^God ph^Amotos cock-b^Flock me.^C

^AmMy wall is not for e-mail,^G mom, youll never get it r^Fight. ^AmAnd gifting me some sexy^G lips dont mean a kiss goo^Fdnight. ^AmShe keeps on adding all my f^Griends, they just think shes a j^Foke... ^Amexcept for Steve who says that ^Gshes a mom hed like to p^Foke. (Shes a M.I.L.P.!)

^AmMama read my 25 Th^Gings and each and every n^Fote. ^AmNow she knows I lost a ^Gbet and had to wax my ^Fscrote. ^AmSuggests new pages ever^Gy day from hugs to Will and Gr^Face. ^AmIts getting to the point Ill hav^Ge to switch back to My^FSpace. (But not really!)

^AWrote in my s^Ftatus, boss^C is keepi^Gng me at wo^Ark. ^F ^AMom responded, ^Fnow I se^Ce why you ^Gtold me ^Ahes a je^Frk. ^AMy boss saw it ^Fand fired ^Cme and ^Gmoms the r^Ameason wh^Fy. ^C ^ANow Im starvi^Fng and Im^C lonely ^Gand Im pr^Amobably g^Fonna die (b^Cecause)

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^AmMy moms on Fa^Fcebook. ^CNow Ive go^Dtta w^Amatch every w^Ford. ^C ^G ^AmMy moms on Fa^Fcebook. ^COooh, g^Doddamn you, ^AmMark Zucke^Frburg. ^C ^G ^AmMy moms on F^Facebook. ^CPosted a ^Dpublic ^Amreminder^F... ^C ^G ^AmMy moms on Fa^Fcebook. ^C..that ^DI came out of ^Amher vagin^Fa ^C ^G

^AmMy moms on F^Facebook. ^CInvited m^De to my cousins ^Amcommunion^F. ^C ^G ^AmMy moms on Fa^Fcebook. ^CIts li^Dke a famil^Amy reunio^Fn. ^C ^G ^AmMy moms on Fa^Fcebook. ^CIm tryi^Dng not to b^Ame bitte^Fr... ^C ^G ^AmMy moms on Fa^Fcebook. ^C...but s^Dhe just found ^Amme on Twi^Ftter!

OUTRO SOLO: My mom, your mom, his mom, Steves mom... all moms! Theyre all on Facebook.

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