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Ive joCined the chess club at my school I tFhink tucking in my shirt is cool GTop buttons done up are all the rage CI correct Wikipedia pages
FEven people at GCambridge think Im a gCeek FJust cause I Gdon’t fit in Ca clique FTeachers students cleaners And Fevery one at school May Gthink Im a loser but Mum says Im coCol F G Mum says Im coCol F G
CIm bi lingual 'cause I speak klingon FI dress myself as Gguys from tron I rCead books on how to be a nerd And I Fread dictionarys to Glearn more words
Im a DFalek from another dimGension COr at least I Fwas at the GDr Who convention FTeachers students cleaners And Fevery one at school May Gthink Im a loser but Mum says Im coCol F G Mum says Im coCol F G
in Feverything Im in top set Flicensed to be teachers pet GRPGs I like to play GEvery minute of every day I know Foff by heart the star trek episode list and Ive nFever had a girlfriend, Ive never kissed Ginternet user GJava abuser G7own a space cruiser G7but not a loser C F G because no Fmatter what the kids all say at school I Gcan't be a loser cause mum says Im cool C F G and Mum says Im coCol F G Mum says Im coCol F G (Mum says Im) TeFachers students cleaners and everyone at school May Gthink Im a loser But Mum says Im cCool F G But Mum says Im cCool F G