Now ^Ghear ye all you ^Crascals, with your ^Gbellies full of ^Dpie, And^G listen to this t^Emale of old where the ^Chero’s four feet ^Dhigh! (Yay!!) He’s a ^Gmaster of concea^Clment, and an a^Gdept at dis^Dguise, Which he u^Gses when he’s s^Cneaking past a ^Ghusband’s watchful ^Deye! He’s sl^Gain many a v^Cillain, be it dr^Gagon wolf or w^Dizard, And he’s lo^Goted chests, of all the ^Embest of tre^Casures he could ^Dfind! He’s the un^Gdefeated ^Cchampion, of a^Gdventure war and pa^Dssion, And he ^Gsings this song as he goes ^Emalong with a ^Cfiddle and a pi^Dpe

The^G Grass is Green, The Air Is ^CClean A ^Gsweet lass by my ^Dside, There ^Gain’t nobody ^Emlooking so, I ^Csqueeze her rump ^Dbehind. The ^Gworld is full of ^Cmonsters vile but They ^Gain’t here at the ^Dtime So ^Glift your roast, ^Empropose a toast To these ^Cdrunken friends of ^Dmine

Our ^Ghero journeyed ^Cfar and wide, ^Gfinding riches, gold and ^Dmagic, But he ^Gnever found his ^Emtrue loves heart, and it ^Cmade him sad and ^Dtired then ^Gone day while he was ^Cwalking, he was ^Gshot as he was ^Dsinging, An elf ^Gmaiden fair from ^Emover there, with a ^Cbow as she was ^Dfine. She ^Gapologized ^Cprofusely, said she ^Gthought he was a ^Ddwarf, And she ^Gcarried him to the ^Emnearest inn, where she ^Cnursed him back to ^Dlife, Well they ^Gfell in love ^Cdirectly, and she ^Gmarried him that ^Dnight, So the ^GHalfling and the ^Emcomely Elf made a ^Csong about their ^Dtime.

The^G Grass is Green, The Air Is ^CClean A ^Gsweet lass by my ^Dside, There ^Gain’t nobody ^Emlooking so, I ^Csqueeze her rump ^Dbehind. The ^Gworld is full of ^Cmonsters vile but They ^Gain’t here at the ^Dtime So ^Glift your roast, ^Empropose a toast To these ^Cdrunken friends of ^Dmine

Misc Unsigned Bands - Battlebards - halfling camp