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Intro: e--0~-----------0~---------0~-----------3~---------| B--1~-----------1~---------0~-----------0~---------| G--0~-----------2~---------0~-----------0~---------| D--2~---2-3-2---2~---------2~-----------0~---------| A--3~-----------0~---3-2---2~-----------2~---------| E--0~-----------0~---------0~---3-3-3---3~---------| Verse:
CCalculuuuuAmuuuuuuuuuEmuuuuuuuuuuuus GDone By a Walrus CI was on the Ambeach one day and I found a Emcalculus book. So I Gopened it up with my flipper. CThen I saw a Amproblem: Emfind the derivative of x squared minus G3x. I didn't know Cwhat to doooooooAmoooooooooo so I went Emcrazy. And it Gsounded a little something like this.
(palm muted) C Am Em G e--0~-----------------0~--------------------------0~----------------------| B--1~---------------- 1~--------------------------0~----------------------| G--0~-----------------2~--------------------------0~----------------------| D--2~-----------2-3-2-2~--------------------------2~----------------------| A--3~-----------------0~--------------------3-2---2~----------------------| E--0~-----------------0~--------------------------0~-----------------3-3-3| 2x minus 3 That was the answer Why'd I go crazy? e-3~-------------------------------------3-| B-0~-------------------------------------0-| G-0~-------------------------------------0-| D-0~-------------------------------------0-| A-2~-------------------------------------2-| E-3~-------------------------------------3-| When I knew it already? Cause I'm a walrus.