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Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah:Alan Sherman. #14 in UK & #2 USA in 63. #1.
DHello Em7Muddah, hello AFadduh, Em7Here I A7am at Am7Camp GrenDada. Camp is F#7very enterBmtaining, and they Dsay we'll have some Am7fun if it stops Draining. Am7I went hiking Em7with Joe ASpivy...Em7he deA7veloped Em7poison Divy. You F#7remember Leonard BmSkinner? Em7He got Aptomaine A7poisoning last night Em7after Ddinner.
#2.
DAll the Em7counselors hate the Awaiters, Em7And the A7lake has Em7alliDgators. And the F#head coach wants no Bmsissies, Em7So he Areads to A7us from something Em7called DUlysses. Am7Now I Ddon't want, Em7this should Ascare ya, Em7But my Abunkmate Em7has malDaria. You F#7remember Jeffrey BmHardy? Em7They're aAbout to A7organize Em7a searching Dparty.
CHORUS:
BmTake me F#7home, oh muddah fadduh, Bmtake me F#7home, I hate Grenada. Em7Don't Gleave Dme out in the Bmforest, Gwhere I Emmight get F#7eaten by a bear. BmTake me F#7home, I promise I will Bmnot make F#7noise
or mess the house with
Em7oth..Ger Dboys, oh Bmplease don't make me Gstay, I've Em7been here F#7one, G7whole, F#7day.
#3. Dearest fadduh, darling muddah, How's my precious little bruddah? Let me come home if ya miss me I will even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me. Wait a minute, it stopped hailing, Guys are swimming, guys are sailing, Playing baseball, gee that's better, Muddah Fadduh please disregard this letter. A sixties smash from Kraziekhat.