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Funny song, at least I think so... [Verse] 1:
AI liked a F#mgirl, she has Bmbrown eyes and Ehair AFirst time I F#mmet her, she was Bmso neat and Efair AI said F#mwould you mind, BmIf I asked you Eout? AShe said I don't F#mwanna, but then she Bmkissed me on the Emouth
EThen we had Asex...D A E Then the morning after I made breakfast and tea But far on in the afternoon, she was fast asleep So I gently woke her up I said; you can't sleep all day She woke up and then she slapped me in the face
And then she said... [Chorus]:
EWould you Dfollow me, if F#mI drove you Eaway? EWould you Dcare for me, if F#mI didn't wanna Estay? EWould you Dhold my hand, even F#mthough I didn't Esay? EThose three Dwords, I just F#mcan't bring myBmself to Esay, I...Ano D A E
[Verse] 2: Sixteen times I slept with her, sixteen times I cried No response for all my efforts, this is 2009 Girls are now independent, all the boys are lost We can't do anything, not even cite Robert Frost: "Road not taken..." Why she kept coming back, I don't understand And we lived together for two weeks in her van I was too nice, she was cheating on me But I got the last laugh, cause the last guy gave her fleas And then she said... [Chorus] Played like chorus: And then I said... I won't follow you, any step of the away I won't care for you, even though you wanna stay I won't hold your hand, cause all I wanna say Are those three words, I just couldn't bring myself to say, I hate you.