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SCOTTISH FOLK SONG - 'THE BALL OF KIRRIEMUIR' OR 'THE BALL OF KERRYMUIR' OR 'FOUR AND TWENTY VIRGINS' There are so many amazing versions, and I couldn't find this version anywhere, so here you go. Verses are done in any order, with the Chorus between each one. PS. Feel free to submit more verses until there are plenty to choose from! [Verse 1]
FoCur and Twenty virgins came down from InverGness And wFhen the Ball was oCver there were foDur and twenty lGess
[Chorus]
Singing bCalls to your partner, arse against the wGall If you neFver get fucked on a CSaturday night, you nGever get fucked at aCll
[Verse 2]
MCrs Mcguigan she was there, she had the crowd in fGits! JFumping off the mCantelpiece and bDouncing on her tGits
[Chorus]
Singing bCalls to your partner, arse against the wGall If you neFver get fucked on a CSaturday night, you nGever get fucked at aCll
[Verse 3]
The RCeverend's daughter she was there, the cunning little rGunt With Fpoison ivy uCp her arse and nDettles in her (ouGch!)
[Chorus]
Singing bCalls to your partner, arse against the wGall If you neFver get fucked on a CSaturday night, you nGever get fucked at aCll
[Verse 4]
There was fCucking on the carpets, there was fucking on the stGones You cFouldnae here the mCusic for the wheDezing and the moGans
[Chorus]
Singing bCalls to your partner, arse against the wGall If you neFver get fucked on a CSaturday night, you nGever get fucked at aCll
[Verse 5]
The Cvillage Bobby he was there, a credit to the fGorce They fFound him in the stCables, toDssing off a hGorse
[Chorus]
Singing bCalls to your partner, arse against the wGall If you neFver get fucked on a CSaturday night, you nGever get fucked at aCll
[Verse 6]
The QCueen was in the parlour, eating bread and hoGney The KFing was in the chCambermaid and sDhe was in the mGoney
[Chorus]
Singing bCalls to your partner, arse against the wGall If you neFver get fucked on a CSaturday night, you nGever get fucked at aCll
[Verse 7]
The vCillage cripple he was there he couldnae do that mGuch He pFut the lassies agCainst the wall and fDucked them with his crGutch
[Chorus]
Singing bCalls to your partner, arse against the wGall If you neFver get fucked on a CSaturday night, you nGever get fucked at aCll
[Verse 8]
The Cold magician he was there, he did a mighty tGrick He pFulled his foreskin Cover his head and vDanished up his prGick!
[Chorus]
Singing bCalls to your partner, arse against the wGall If you neFver get fucked on a CSaturday night, you nGever get fucked at aCll
[Verse 9]
There was fCucking in the parlour there was fucking on the stGairs You cFouldnae see the cCarpet for the pDiles of curly hGairs
[Chorus] Just continue on and on until you run out of breath or verses. Please feel free to add your own verses - That's what these songs are for!