Misc Traditional - David lazar - doctor freud

Oh it h^Cappen'd in Vienna not so ^Fvery long ago When ^Cnot enough folks were getting ^G7sick, That a ^Cstarving young physician Tried to ^Fbetter his position By dis ^Ccovering what made his ^G7patients tick.

Oh, Doctor ^FFreud, oh, Doctor ^CFreud, How I wish you had been otherwise em ^G7ployed, For that ^Cset of circumstances Sure en ^Fhances the finances Of the ^Cfollowers of ^G7Doctor Sigmund ^CFreud.

He for^Cgot about sclerosis, but in^Fvented the psychosis, And a ^Chundred ways that sex could be e^G7njoyed. He ad^Copted as his credo: "Down Re^Fpression—Up Libido! And that ^Cwas the start of Doctor Sigmund ^G7Freud.

Oh, Doctor ^FFreud, oh, Doctor ^CFreud, How I wish you had been otherwise em ^G7ployed, For that ^Cset of circumstances Sure en ^Fhances the finances Of the ^Cfollowers of ^G7Doctor Sigmund ^CFreud.

Then he a^Cnalyzed the dreams of the t^Feens and libertines, And he ^Csubstituted monologues for ^G7pills. He drew ^Ccrowds just like Wells-Sadler, When a^Flong come Jung and Adler, Who said, "By ^CGod, there's gold in them thar ^G7ills."

Oh, Doctor ^FFreud, oh, Doctor ^CFreud, How I wish you had been otherwise em ^G7ployed, For that ^Cset of circumstances Sure en ^Fhances the finances Of the ^Cfollowers of ^G7Doctor Sigmund ^CFreud.

They en^Ccountered no resistance when they s^Ferved as Freud's assistants, As with ^CEgo and with Id they deftly ^G7toyed. And in^Cstead of toting bed pans, They bore ^Fanalytic dead pans— Those ^Cambitious doctors Adler, Jung and ^G7Freud.

Oh, Doctor ^FFreud, oh, Doctor ^CFreud, How I wish you had been otherwise em ^G7ployed, For that ^Cset of circumstances Sure en ^Fhances the finances Of the ^Cfollowers of ^G7Doctor Sigmund ^CFreud.

Now, the ^CBig Three have departed, but not so the ^Fcult they started— It's been ^Ccarried on by many a goodly ^G7band. And to ^Ctrauma, shock and war-shock, Someone w^Fent and added Rorshach, Now the ^Cthing has got completely out of ^G7hand.

Oh, Doctor ^FFreud, oh, Doctor ^CFreud, How I wish you had been otherwise em ^G7ployed, For that ^Cset of circumstances Sure en ^Fhances the finances Of the ^Cfollowers of ^G7Doctor Sigmund ^CFreud.

Now old ^Cmen with double chinseys and a ^Fmillion would-be Kinseys Will ^Cdiscuss it at the drop of a re^G7pression. Now, I ^Cwouldn't be complaining, But for ^Fall the dough I'm paying, To lie ^Cdown on someone's couch and say con^G7fession.

Oh, Doctor ^FFreud, oh, Doctor ^CFreud, How I wish you had been otherwise em ^G7ployed, For that ^Cset of circumstances Sure en ^Fhances the finances Of the ^Cfollowers of ^G7Doctor Sigmund ^CFreud.