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Received: from post-office.nevada.edu (post-office.nevada.edu [131.216.1.11]) by redrock.nevada.edu (8.6.4/8.6.4) with ESMTP id QAA07795 for <jamesb@redrock.nevada.edu>; Thu, 13 Jan 1994 16:05:43 -0800 From: jreitz@cats.ucsc.edu Received: from cats.ucsc.edu (cats-po-1.UCSC.EDU [128.114.129.22]) by post-office.nevada.edu (8.6.4/8.6.4) with ESMTP id QAA19441 for <jamesb@nevada.edu>; Thu, 13 Jan 1994 16:05:37 -0800 Received: from am.ucsc.edu by cats.ucsc.edu with SMTP id QAA21902; Thu, 13 Jan 1994 16:05:34 -0800 Received: from localhost by am.ucsc.edu (8.6.4/4.7) id QAA13173; Thu, 13 Jan 1994 16:05:34 -0800 Date: Thu, 13 Jan 1994 16:05:34 -0800 Message-Id: <199401140005.QAA13173@am.ucsc.edu> To: jamesb@nevada.edu Subject: BlackVelvetBand.crd/traditional Black Velvet Band
In a nGeat little town they call Belfast apprenticed to trade I was bDound And mGany an hour of sweet hEmappiness I sCpent in that nDeat little tGown Till bGad misfortune came over me and caused me to stray from the lDand Far awGay from me friends and reEmlations me fCollowed the BlDack Velvet BGand
Her eGyes they shown like the diamonds You'd think she was queen of the lDand And her hGair hung over her shEmoulder Tied Cup with a BlDack Velvet BGand
Well GI went out strolling one evening not meaning to go very Dfar When I mGet with a fickle-some dEmamsel she was plCying her tDrade in a Gbar When a wGatch she took from a cutomer and slipped it right into me hDand And the lGaw it came and arEmrested me bad lCuck to your BlDack Velvet BGand
This mGornin' before judge and jury a trial I had to appDear And the jGudge he says "me yoEmung fellow&qCuot; the caseD against you iGs quite clear And seGven long years is your sentence you're going to Van Daemons LDand Far aGway from your friends and rEmelations and fCollow the BDlack Velvet BGand
So cGome all ye jolly young fellows I'll have you take warnin' from Gme WhenGever you're into the Emliquor me lads beCware of the pDretty collGeen For they'll fGill you with whiskey and porter till you are not able to stDand And the vGery next thing that you kEmnow me lads you've lCanded in VDan Daemon's LGand
------------------------------------------------------------------------- | submitted by | Some of you may be surprised to learn that if a | | | sperm were the size of a salmon it would be | | | swimming its seven inch journey at five hundred | | jonas reitz | miles per hour. If a sperm were the size of a | | | whale, however, it would be swimming a fifteen | | | thousand miles per hour or mach twenty. | | jreitz@cats.ucsc.edu | -Laurie Anderson | -------------------------------------------------------------------------