Misc Television - The muppet show - lydia the tattooed lady

^CLydia, oh! Lydia, say have you met Lydia Lydia, the tattooed ^G7lady ^FShe has ^Ceyes that ^Ffolks adore ^Cso ^DmAnd a ^Ftorso ^Dmeven ^Fmore so ^CLydia, oh! Lydia, that "Encyclopedia" Oh! Lydia, the Queen of tat^G7too On her ^Fback is the Battle of Waterloo ^CBeside it the Wreck of the ^DmHesperus too And ^Cproudly above the waves The ^FRed, White and ^DmBlue You can ^Clearn a ^G7lot from ^CLydia

^CShe can give you a view of the world In tattoo if you step up and ^G7tell her where ^DmFor a dime you can see Kankakee or Paree Or Washington crossing the ^CDelaware ^DmLa da da ^Cda da d^Dmoo ^{C G7} Oh! ^CLydia, oh! Lydia, say have you met Lydia Lydia, the tattooed ^G7lady ^FWhen her ^Cmuscles ^Fstart ^Crelaxin' ^DmUp the ^Fhill rides ^DmAndrew ^FJackson ^CLydia, oh! Lydia, say have you met Lydia Oh! Lydia, the champ of them ^Dmall She ^Fonce swept an Admiral clear off his feet The ^Cships on her hips made his ^Fheart skip a ^Dmbeat ^CAnd now the old boy's in ^Fcommand of the ^Dmfleet 'Cause he ^Cwent and ^G7married ^CLydia!