Misc Television - Spitting image - the chicken song

It's the ^Ctime of year now that ^Fspring is in the air When those ^Gtwo wet gits with their ^Cgirly curly hair Make another song for ma^Fronic holidays That naus^Giate ate ates in a ^Cmillion different ways From the shores of Spain to the ^Fcoast of southern France No matter ^Dwhere you hide you just can't es^Gcape this dance

^GHold a ^Cchicken in the air stick a ^Gdeck-chair up your nose Buy a jumbo jet and then ^Cbury all your clothes Paint your left knee green then ex^Ftract your wisdom teeth Form a ^Cstring quartet and pre^Gtend your name is ^CKeith

^ASkin your^Dself alive learn to ^Aspeak Arapaho Climb inside a dog and be^Dhead an eskimo Eat a Renault 4 wear sa^Glami in your ears Casse^Drole your gran disem^Abowel yourself with ^Dspears ^A

The ^Ddisco is migrating the ^Gsound is loud and grating It's ^Etruly nauseating let's ^Ado the dance again

^BHold a ^Echicken in the air stick a ^Bdeck-chair up your nose Yes you'll hear this song in the ^Eholiday discos And there's no escape in the ^Aclubs or in the bars You would ^Ehear this song if you ^Bholidayed in ^EMars

^C#Skin your^F#self alive learn to ^C#speak arapaho Climb inside a dog and be^F#head an eskimo Now you've heard it once your brain will ^Bspring a leak And though you ^F#hate this song you'll be ^C#humming it for ^F#weeks

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