Misc Television - Rupauls drag race - shade the rusical

^EbIn the city of drag ^Bbqueens, there's a fine line between ^Ebbeing shady and being a ^Bblady. This is Penny, ^Ebwhich will she choose?

I just got off the ^Bbbus ^EbI don't drink or eat or ^Bbcuss You're ^Abnew in ^Bbtown it's ^Gmtime to knuckle ^Cmdown Start ^Fmswimming to the top before you ^Bbdrown

^BbWho are you? ^EbWe are the pageant ^Dbqueens (oh, fancy) ^EbWe're elegant ma^Dbchines in ^Abgowns We ^Bbstrut we ^Gmdon't need corny ^Cmsmut (What?) ^FmLet's hold back and see which way she ^Bbleans

^BbWho are you? ^EbWe are the comedy ^Dbqueens (oh, cute) ^EbHumour always justifies the ^Dbmeans While ^Abshe's there telling a ^Bbjoke (look!) I'm ^Gmright behind you ^Cmpoke (oh!) So don't ^Fmlisten to them 'cause there all full of b^Bbeans (literally!)

^N.CWho's that? (gasp) Wait! She's the ^Cmshady queen horrid queen ^CmNo one wants to see her ^FmOn her own all alone ^FmNo one wants to be her ^G7Listen up pretty pup ^G7She's on her way to six feet ^Cmunderground ^CmYes, and nothing nice ^CmNothing good ever goes her way, so - ^FmMiss "Off the Bus" ^FmStick with us ^FmEven Ru would say so ^GWho? (Gasp) Rupaul! Oh! ^CmTurn around! We are the ^Abbetter queens The ^Ebsafer queens, the ^Bblighter queens The ^Cmbrighter queens, the ^Abwiser queens Ad^Ebvisor queens, the ^Bbones who you should stick with

^N.CPenny, you really wanna be a star? ^N.CYeah I do! ^N.CNo! Don't do it! Don't go! ^N.CNo, girl. She's got testicles! I've seen them! ^N.CShe's a man with one eye no! ^N.COh, we're losing her! ^EbmThere's a hole in your ^Bheart There'a ^Dbplace in your ^Ebmsoul A passion so ^Bstrong It makes your ^Dbblood boil ^EbmAll your dreams come a^Blive All your ^Dbwishes will ^Ebmgrow If you take a ^Bswig of this ^Dbfish oil ^EbmDrink for me! (Oh, ^BI'd really like to ^Dbbut I shouldn't I-) ^EbmDrink for me! (But I ^Bdo want to be a ^Dbbig, big star) ^EbmDrink for me! (Don't ^Bdo it! Don't ^Dbdo it!) ^EbmDrink for me! (You'll ^Blose it! You'll ^Dblose it!) ^BWell I'm gonna be the greatest ^Abmstar And nothing and no one's gonna keep me ^Bdown And you, and you, and all of ^Dbyou I'll make you love m^Ebe Don't ^Ebmdo it! Don't do it! Oh I ^Ebcan't get it open. Here! ^EbDon't do it! Don't do it! Watch me be your st^Ebmar ^Eb

^N.CThanks to fish oil, our good little penny became one bad penny. ^N.CBut, she got her fame Because I'm ^Cmthe ^Fmbiggest star and I'm ^Abgoing far just a ^Ebmiracle in front of ^Cyou Oh, and if you ^Fmdon't believe I will ^Bbshow you I'll teach you I'll school you I'll ^Bbmbeat you And ^Bbpunch you and crunch you I'll take you and make you thank me When you ^Eblove me ^N.CThat's how you do it back rolls ^{Gbm Db}Did you see what she ^Gbmsaid to me! ^DbBack rolls! heard it! ^Gbm Can you believe, can ^Dbyou believe she even said ^Gbmthat yes she really ^Dbdid oh yes she really, really ^Gbmwent there Well I'm not ^Dbgonna stick around and ^Gbmbe a part of her show ^Dbbut you have to! Girl, the ^Gbmpaycheck! Oh, ^Dbright mmhmm.

^DNo, I'll never love anyone ^Aelse like I love myself Oh ^Dno, no, no, no I'll never love anyone ^Aelse Ai dios mio! She's going down!^Db too much fish oil! ^EbNow's our ^Fchance! Watch us ^Bbrise to the top 'cause we're the fresh fish on the scene We're the new girls in town we're stepping ^Gbright over this queen She's been ^Bbmthrowing some shade and now we don't give a damn ^AbTake a^Gmway her fish oil and there ain't ^Gbnothing left there, man. ^FWoo! ^BbmCenter ^Fmstage^Gb another chapter time to ^Bbmturn the ^Fmpage ^Gb And finally ^BbmI'm the ^Fmstar no ^GbI'm the star! No, ^BbmI'm the ^Fmstar! no girl! ^Gb(mumble^Fmd figh^Fting)

^N.COh the shade the shade of it all ^BbLook at your^Fself shady ladies you should be ashamed of ^Abwhat you've be^Ebcome oh, ^BbI never ^Fthought that ^Gyou would do this so ^Cmlet me re^Ebmind you of ^Fjust one ^Bbthing ^EbTake each other's ^Gmhands and ^Fcome to^Dmgether cause ^EbWe are each ^Gmother's ^Ffami^Dmly all^Eb 2 million ^Gm603 ^Fthousand 40 ^Dmsisters ^AbThis is our land ^Eband we are the ^Bbqueens ^{C F}Time to take a ^Amstand and ^Gcome to^Emgether (we come together) cause ^FWe are each ^Amother's ^Gfami^Cly (we're all family) all ^F2 million ^Am603 ^Gthousand 40 ^Csisters (many queens) ^BbThis is our land ^Fand we are the ^Abqueens So even if you're a pageant ^Bbqueen or a comedy queen or a ^Abfishy queen a shady queen or ^Bbjust a big damn girl ^CWe are a family ^CBack rolls!