Misc Television - Melissa villaseñor - welcome to hell

It's fre^Faky, it's ^Gnarsty It's but^Amton-under-the-d^Gesk bad But t^Chis is our h^Dmometown, we'll s^Chow you a^Emround Welcome to he^Fll ^GNow we're all ^Cin here ^FLook around, is^Gn't it nice? It's a full n^Cightmare Ain't it so c^Foo-coo, ^Gplaying this G^Amuess W^Cho? ^CYeah, it's a lot, but it's what we got ^CWelcome to hell, hey!

^COh, and this ain't a girl group We just travel in a pack for sa^Ffety

^GThis is how I walk home at n^Cight Meow

^CMy dad gave me a pink gun, so there's a lot there [Cecily] My li^Cttle trick is if someone's following me I put my arm up like this and I go [*groans*] 'Cause then he^C'll be like, "she's not worth the trouble"

Welcome to ^Fhell ^GNow you're in ^Cour boat Look at that ^Fguy, what is he ^Gup to in that tr^Cench coat? It's like a ma^Fze here, all ^Gfull of boners ^FHey, what was that? Whew, just a cat (Wait, who owns the cat?) ^GCould be a trap Welcome to hell, hey!

^CI guess it begs the question Woah, why didn't you s^Fay something, babygirl?

Well, d^Cang, double daddy We de^Ffinitely did For hundr^Geds of years

^FAww, man [Aidy] ^FBut I guess no one, like, cared

^FBecause it kept happening again and again [Melissa] What?

And aga^Fin! [Melissa] Really?

And a^Fgain! [Melissa] Oh, come on!

Hey, j^Fust wanted to say I think what you guys are doing is really cool, I get it. Um, but you do know that it's, like, a million times worse for women of color, right?

^FOh, God, yes! ^FThank you for saying that

Well, let's get ^Fback into this! [Saoirse] ^FNow House of Cards is ruined And that really sucks Well, here's a list of stuff that's ruined for us

^FParking And ^Gwalking And U^Amber And pony^Gtails ^CBathrobes And n^Dmighttime And dr^Cinking And ho^Ftels And v^Emans

W^Felcome to h^Gell This isn't ne^Cws Our ^Fsituation's been a s^Gince we got b^Coobs That's why our m^Gom was always so tired G^Frab all your friends, ma^Cce in your hands Welcome to hell ^GYeah, it ain't fair, but pull up a chair Welcome to hell, hey!