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[Spoken: Let's Have a Patrick Swayze Christmas] [Intro] G# Fm C# D# G# [Verse 1]
G#Open up your Fmheart and let the C#Patrick Swayze D#Christmas in. We'll G#gather at the FmRoad House C#with our next of D#kin. And FmSanta can be C#our regular CmSaturday night D#thing. We'll Fmdecorate a G#barstool and Cmgather 'round and D#sing.
[Verse 2]
G#Let's have a FmPatrick Swayze C#Christmas this D#year! G#Or we'll tear your Fmthroat out and C#kick you in the D#ear! 'Cause Fmthat's was happens C#when you step inCmto the Double D#Deuce. You Fmget in Swayze's G#way and he breaks Cmall of your bones D#loose!
[Break] G# Fm C# D# G# [Verse 3]
I'ts G#my way or the Fmhighway, this C#Christmas at my D#bar. I'll G#have to smash your Fmkneecaps if you C#bastards touch my D#car! I Fmgot the word that C#Santa has been Cmstealing from the D#till. I Fmthink that that right G#jolly old elf betCmter make out his D#will!
[Finale]
Oh, G#let's have a FmPatrick Swayze C#Christmas, one and D#all. And Fmthis can be the C#haziest ... CmThis can be the D#laziest ... FmThis can be the CmSwayziest C#Christmas D#of them G#all!Fm C#La la la D#la la G#la, ah ah!