Misc Television - Last week tonight - eat shit bob

^FWe went to court ^C#Against the world's worst sport And ^Eblearned important lessons on the ^Bbway We ^Fspoke with perfect candor And ^Dgot accused of slander 'Cause ^GBob Murray wants ^Amto make us ^Dpay So ^Ebeven though he'll threaten ^GLegal armageddon ^EbWe have just one ^Bbtiny thing to say: ^CBob Murray can go ^Dfuck himself today! ^CLadies and gentlemen, ^Dto help me better respond to Bob Murray's complete bullshit, please ^Bbwelcome to the show The ^FSuck My Balls, Bob Dancers!

^DMurray, Murray, ^AmMurray, Murray ^C Hey, Bob! ^G Watch this!

He ^Gwent to the ^CLouvre and spit in Mona Lisa's face Filled a ^Frocket with puppies and he ^Abshot it into space He ^Ambludgeoned Nancy ^CKerrigan and watched her cry for ^Dfun (Why?) He murdered ^GArchduke Ferdinand and started World War ^COne!

That's r^Cight, if we discuss Bob Murray in a way no ^Dreasonable person could construe as factual, we can say whatever the fuck we ^Clike! So come on everyone, let's head to the streets!^G

^C#Ahhh ^EbMurray, ^AbWow! He'll s^C#troll into a stranger's home and ^Ejizz right in their ^C#Wheaties He ^Ebwatches “Steel Magnolias” and ^F#mroots for diabetes He ^Bbwrote the Macarena And he ^C#dots his I's with ^Ebhearts And even worse, ^C#he likes to blame Ma^C#lala for his farts! ^C#Hey! What's the big idea? We're using protected speech to tell ^EbBob Murray to eat ^C#shit! Bob Murray?! Is ^C#that the guy who dipped his balls in my hot dog water? That's ^C#exactly who I'm talking about! Can I bring my ^Fcart? It's not i^Bbdeal It'll be ^C#fine if I leave it here, right? I DON'T ^EbKNOW!

^GMurray, Murray He ^Ddoesn't like Tom Hanks He ^Bcut off Van Gogh's ear Told ^CHitler to quit ^Gpainting and to find a new career He ^Bmasturbates to Schindler's List Old ^AbYeller makes him hard He was ^ECosby's drug supplier Jeffrey Epstein's ^Dprison guard!

I have something very important to say ^{D G}One day at the M&M Store ^AmBob Murray walked through the door He ^Dwasn't wearing pants that day His ^Ddick and balls on full display (Full display!) He g^Grabbed M&M's from a bowl And ^Ccrammed them up his (Anal Hole!) He s^Dpread his buttcheeks far and wide He told the tourists to look inside! (^AmLook inside?) He ^Ebsaid "My rectum's full of treats! ^BReach in there and grab some sweets! (^EGrab some sweets!) These are all real things Bob Murray ^Gdid! See you in court, ^Dfuckface!

^DLook! It's Mr. Nutterbutter! We're singing about Bob Murray! I be^Dlieve you've heard of ^Ehim? You mean the Zodiac ^C#Killer? That's the ^C#one! Well, my friends and I have a little something to say about ^Bhim! ^AbBob Bob ^C#Murray ^BbIs A ^C#furry Putting ^Bbaside our ^Ebpersonal quarrel ^AbThe man fucks ^AbSquirrels! ^C#The man fucks ^Absquirrels!

^BbEat Shit, Bob ^F#mEat Shit, Bob Hey! ^EI know where we should go! ^COoooh, Aaaah ^F#mMurray, Murray ^BEat shit, ^C#Bob and...

^EHey, Bob! Is this is as ^C#bad as you feared? It ^F#mdoesn't count as slander! '^AmCause it's way too weird ^C#We made up these anecdotes They're ^C#silly and insane

We ^F#mcould go on and ^Bon and on And ^Eon and on and ^C#on and on But ^F#mwe will stop this ^Ebsong Who knows, we ^C#may have fried your brains

So ^Ceat! ^F#m shit! ^{B E}Bo^Doo^C#ooo^Coo^Amooo^Eob!