Misc Television - Last week tonight - dc statehood

^C#Hey, kids! ^CHi! How you ^Fdoing? ^CGood! Do you want to sing a ^C#song about the 50 states ^Cand the inequities ^Dminherent in living in our ^Cnation's capital? ^DmYeah! ^CHeck, let's do it, shall we? ^GOkay

Ala^Fbama and Alaska Ariz^Dmona, Arkansas Calif^Fornia, Colorado Conn^Gecticut, and ^Cmore There are 50 states in ^Dmtotal And we'll sing their names with ^Fglee But there's ^Cone place that gets shafted And it's ^GWashington, D.^C#C

That's ^Cgreat, kids. Now, be more ^F#mspecific about ^Gthe problem ^F [Verse 2] All the rest of us can ^Cchoose a path That we think is ^Fbest But any choice that D.C. ^F#mmakes Is ^Geasily ^Csuppressed 'Cause some ^Casshole with a rider Who might ^Flive in Tennessee Can ^Cdestroy a needle program For ^Gpreventing HI^FV

It's true. It's ^Chorrifying, but it's ^C#true. What's a ^Gsolution, do you ^Fthink? [Verse 3] ^FLet them have gun laws! ^FLet them have weed! ^BbLet them decide the ^BbThings that they need!

And if you're ^Ftotally convinced that there should ^F#mbe just 50 ^Gstates Well, then ^Clet's all kick out ^FFlorida 'Cause ^Gno one thinks they're ^F#mgreat

Oh, yes, let's all kick out ^CFlorida 'Cause no ^C#one ^Cthinks they're ^Fgreat! ^C No one thinks they're ^Fgreat