Misc Television - Doctor who - the ballad of russell and julie
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[John]
FJulie and RusGmsell Amsat one Gmnight,
GmRussell sparked Amup a BbMarlboro light
BbJulie's Ceyes were all aAmblaF#dimze
As RuBbss-ellAm trGmiedF to Amshun hBber gCaze
FHe knew the look, hGme kneAmw the score Gm
GmIt seemed more mAmanic Bbthan before
BbRussell crCinged in fear anAmd dread F#dim
As JuBb-liAme pGmulledF him Amnear aBbnd sCaid…
[Catherine]
FLet's do it, let's do it! I've had a really good idea
BbWe'll recamp, make more camp
FA sci-fi show from yester-year
BbI've had banter Bbmwith Tranter
FYour written work will be held in the DmMing Mong Mantra
BbLet's do it, Clet's do it Ftonight!
[John]
EThen he said...
[David]
FI can't do it, I can't do it! You're asking too far much of me
BbI'm harassed, embarrassed
FI've watched the show since I was three
BbDon't choose me, Bbmdon't use me
FMy mother sent a note to say you Dmmust excuse me
BbI can't do it, IC can't do it Ftonight!
[John]
ESo she said...
[Catherine]
FLet's do it, let's do it! We'll make a brand-new Doctor Who
BbWe've got Chris in, all's missing
FIs a side-kick and an all-Welsh crew
BbIt's not silly to Bbmask Billie
FWe'll film in every quarry from Dmhere to Caerphilly
BbLet's do it, Clet's do it Ftonight!
[John]
EOoh, then he said...
[David]
FI can't do it, I can't do it! The pressure of the BBC
BbI must email some young male
Fto alleviate the stress on me
BbI can't lock out, Bbmplease lock out
FImages of Johnny B Dmgetting his cock out
BbI can't do itC, I can't doF it tonight!
[John]
EShe replied…
[Catherine]
FLet’s do it, let’s do it! Phil okayed my offer to produce
BbWe’ll get Trac to take flack
FWhen he lets his raging temper loose
BbMy decision Bbmto use your vision
FWill make the show the best thing Dmon the television.
BbLet’s do it, Clet’s do it Ftonight!
[John]
EAnd he squawked…
[David]
FI can’t do it, I can’t do it! Chris is giving up his role
BbNo Time Lord? Oh good Lord
FHow're we gonna fill this whole
BbIt’s too complex, Bbmwe’re all wrecks.
FMy brain is overflowing like a Dmbloody Dalek
BbI can’t do it, CI can’t do it Ftonight!
[John]
EShe excitedly said…
[Catherine]
FLet’s do it, let’s do it! We’ll get another Time Lord in
BbDon’t sweat it, you can’t let it
FMake you sad and maudlin
BbIt’s not over, Bbmand moreover
FWe’ll get the lovely fellow in from DmCasanova
BbLet’s do it, Clet’s do it Ftonight!
[John]
EAnd he yelled…
[David]
FI can’t do it, I can’t do it! I really think that I can’t cope
BbMore re-writes, no respite
FI think I’ve given up all hope
BbIt’ll get canned, Bbmit’ll be panned
FLou says there’s no costumes in the Dmwhole of England
BbI can’t do it, CI can’t do it Ftonight!
[John]
EThen she proclaimed…
[Catherine]
FLet’s do it, let’s do it! Martha Jones is Freema Agyeman
BbWe’ll bring back Captain Jack
FTo fight against the Cybermen
BbWe’ll cast a Bbmgreat Master
FHe can plunge the planet into gDmlobal disaster
BbLet’s do it, Clet’s do it Ftonight!
[John]
F#Then he screamed…
[David]
GI can’t do it, I can’t do it! You’ve cast Australia’s pop princess
CIt’s madness, my sadness
GWill make this episode a mess
CMy panic is mCmanic
GThe uproar when I kill her off of the Titanic Em
CI can’t do it, I Dcan’t do it tonigGht!
[John]
F#Then she expelled…
[Catherine]
GLet’s do it, let’s do it! The Doctor needs a brand new mate
CDon’t linger, go ginger
GI’m gonna bring back Catherine Tate
CI wanna, youCm’re gonna,
GReunite the Doctor with the fabulous Donna Em
CLet’s do it, letD’s do it tonigGht!
[John]
F#He punctuated…
[David]
FI can’t do it, I can’t do it! I’ve gotten obsessed with E4’s Skins
GmWriter’s block, please don’t mock
FIt takes my mind off other things
BbIt’s so lame, BbmI must blame
FDirty thoughts I’m having about DmMidshipman Frame
BbI can’t do it, CI can’t do it Ftonight!
[John]
F#Excitedly she said…
[Catherine]
GLet’s do it, let’s do it! To film abroad will get my vote
CI promise Ed Thomas
GCan’t bring Ancient Rome to Upper Boat
CIt’s D-Day in CmPompeii
GThe forums will be buzzing on Outpost GallifreEmy
CLet’s do it, leDt’s do it toniGght!
[John]
F#And he roared…
[David]
GI can’t do it, I can’t do it! The studio in Rome’s ablaze
COn fire, it’s dire
How the hell aFre you not phased?
CIt’s mental, be Cmgentle
GThey say the cause of fire was a Berkley Menthol Em
CI can’t do it, I cDan’t do it tonighGt!
[John]
F#So she roared…
[Catherine]
GLet’s do it, let’s do it! We’ve got kids back behind settees
COur mission, ambition
Was a sGhow for all the families.
CWe should try as our Cmgoodbye
GA hassle-free excursion to sunny Dubai. C
CLet’s do it, leDt’s do it toniGght!
[John]
F#So he shouted…
[David]
GOh, let’s do it, let’s do it! I feel like I’ve been set free
BbI won’t sweat it, now Moffat
GIs taking up the reins from me
CI can’t wait, it’Cms just great
GI’ve got a cracking way for Dave to regenEmerate
CLet’s do it, leDt’s do it toniGght!
[John]
F#Guess what?!?
[All]
GThey did it, they did it! They opened up the TARDIS door
CThey’re terrific, prolific
GMade it better than it was before
CA ‘thank you’ from Cmyour crew.
GWe crown you both the King and Queen of Doctor Who Em
CYou did it, yoDu did it toni-Cght! G