Misc Television - Community - my most terrible secret

^N.C.I found the perfect girl for me and then I met her kid. ^GI said it didn't ^Cbother me but ^Gtruthfully it ^Ddid. I ^Empromised him I'd ^Dmake it to a ^Cbaseball game he ^Ghad. But I ^Embailed and never ^Dcalled again ^CAnd now I'm just ^Gexactly like my ^Ddad.^{G C G D G}I am an ^Cactivist, that's ^Galways been my ^Dchoice. ^GTruth is Ive never ^Cvoted except ^Gwhen I watch "The ^DVoice". I've been ^Emstruggling in ^DHistory, I'm ^Cnormally the ^Gbest. I ^Emlet Cornwallis ^Drub my feet to ^Cgive me all the ^Ganswers to the ^Dtest. ^CI ^Dcaused ^Dthe ^GGreen^Cdale Fire of ^Bm'03. ^GFifty five ^Dacres went ^Cup in a ^Gblaze, ^Call because ^GI burned an ^Dant hill!

^GThe secret ^Dinside me was ^Ctrapped beyond a ^Gdoubt but n^Cow my most ^Gterrible ^Dsecret's^G out! ^{G C G D} [Verse] ^GI never ^Dslept with the ^Cgreat Eartha ^GKitt. We ^Cdry-humped in^Gside of her ^Dtour bus.

^GThe secret ^Dinside me was ^Ctrapped beyond a ^Gdoubt but n^Cow my most ^Gterrible ^Dsecrets ^Gout!