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Capo: 3 Tuning: E A D G B E
[Intro]

N.C.

Elphie, now that we're friends, I've decided to make you my new project

N.C.

Oh, you really don't have to do that

N.C.

I know!
That's what makes me so nice [Verse 1]
WhenF#mever I F#m/Esee sB/D#omeone less fE/G#ortunate than IAadd9 And let's F#mface it, F#m/Eright? Who B/D#isn't less E/G#fortunate than Dadd9I? My D/CtenderC hearC/Bbt tends Bbto start Aadd9to bleed And when F#msomeone F#m/Eneeds a B/D#makeover, I E/G#simply have to Aadd9take over I Fadd9know, I know Bbadd9/Abexactly what theyEsus2 need E And Emeven in your Acase

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Though it's the F#m7toughest case I've B/D#yet to face Don't Emworry, I'm deG/Ctermined to sAadd9ucceedA FolD/Glow myAadd9 lead Bm7/B And E9yes, inAdeed

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You will be, ah
[Chorus]
DPopular A You're gonna be Gsus2popu---Dlar I'll A/C#teach you the Bmproper F#m/Aploys when you Bmtalk to F#m/Aboys Little Gmaj7ways toA flirt andD flounce, ooh F#7/C# Bm D+/A# D/A G#m7b5 I'll show you what shoes to wear, how to fix your hair GEverythingEm that reallyA counts to be DPopular A I'll help you be Gadd9popu--Dlar You'll A/C#hang with the Bmright coF#m/Ahorts, you'll be Bmgood at F#m/Asports Know the Gmaj7slang you'veA got toF#7sus know B So let's Em7start 'cause you've gEm7/Got an awAsusfullyA D long way to goEm7 Fdim7 D/F#
[Verse 2] Bb Bb(G#5)/F Bb G(G#5)/F#7 Don't be offended by my frank analysis
Fmaj7Think of it as personality dialysisC6/9 Bbm7 Now that I've Bbm6/Fchosen to bGm7ecome Bbm/Fa pal A Csister and adviser,Gm6/Bb there's nobody wiser ANot when it comes to
[Chorus]
DPopularA I know about Gadd9popu--Dlar And A/C#with an asBmsist from F#m/Ame to be Bmwho you'll F#m/Abe Gmaj7Instead of drearyF#7sus who---F#7/A#you---wBmere Well, are!D7/A There's Gnothing that can stopBm/F# you Em7from becoming poApulDer... l

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[Post-Chorus]
A DLa-Ala, Gadd9la----Dla Em7 G Gadd9/A A D Em7(no5) Fdim7 D/F# We're gonna make you pop------u-lar
[Bridge] F# G#m7(no5) F#dim/A F#/A# When I see depressing creatures
BmWith unF#/C#preposBm/Dsessing features E F#m7(no5) Edim/G E/G# A I remind them on their own behalf to think of F# G#m7(no5) F#dim/A F#/A# Celebrated heads of state Or eBmspecially F#/C#great comBm/Dmunicators E F#m7(no5) Edim/G E/G# Did they have brains or knowledge? A Don't make me laugh
[Chorus] They were
DPopular ARight! It's all about Gadd9popu--Dlar It's Anot about BmaptiF#m/Atude, it's the Bmway you're F#m/Aviewed So it's Gmaj7very F#7sus shrewdF#7 to Bm7be E9 Em7Very, very popuGlarAsus likeA D me, me
[Refrain]
And though Bmyou proF#m/Atest Your disBminterF#m/Aest Gmaj7I know claC#7susndes---F#7/Etine-lBmy E You're Em7gonna grin and bear it: your Asusnewfound popuAlariDty
(Woo!) [Outro]
DLa-Ala, Gadd9la----D-la ELa-Bla, Ala-Ela GLaD-la,Bm ooAh Em
You'll be popular
Em7 Just GnotEm7 quite asG poAsuspularA aDs mAe!Gadd9 A D