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[Intro] F/A [Verse 1]
The F/Agods are real Like the F5/BbGreek gods Fmaj7/Bb Like the Csusones you learned about But weren't paying attention F5/Dto Well, C(add4)/Ethey don't pay attention to you, either Especially if you're their kid. F5/Bb The gods have F/Agodly things to do Godly F5/Bbplaces they need to see Fmaj7/Bb Godly Csusplans they need to make That doF5/Dn't include me Yeah the F/Agods are real And Csus/Bbthey have kids And G7sus/Cthose kids have Dm9Issues! Dm(add2)/CIssues! DaBb5ddy doesn't love me And MoF5/Cmmy is a god MDm7ommy can't protect me And DG7addy is a god F5/AMommy is too busy And BbDaddy is too busy C(add4)Busy busy busy busy Dmbeing a god Bb5You never listen to me, F5/Cyou never listen. Dm7You never listen to me, G7you never listen oh F5/AYou never listen but noBbw you're gonna listen cause It's C(add4)time you heard Dm9(add4)our side of the story It's Fmaj7/Ctime you heard our A7#5/C#sto- A7/C#ry
[Verse 2]
D7 Look.

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I didn't want to be a HD5alf-blood I didn't want to be a B5hero seeking praise Being a G5Half-blood is scary It mostly gets you killed in very D5nasty ways I didn't want to cause Dtrouble, trouble Dsus I'm less a Dplayer and Bsusmore the Bmplayed Bsus2 Bm And, Ghonestly I'd totally be fine If I could make it to the D5next grade, next grade It wasn't Bmdirty socks or my A7stepdad It was F#danger F#7that I Gsmelled The Gm/Bbday it all went A7down

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The day I got expelled
[Dialogue]
DMaybe you don't know what a Half-blood is, because Bmyour life is normal and happy and Bmnot constantly in danger. GBut my life? Let me set the Dscene.
[Verse 3]
We were on this freaky D(add2)field trip (freaky trip) That's where this story shoulf Bmprobably start (ooh) We were Ggeeking out on ancient Greek at the New York Metropolitan MuDseum of Art! We Dstopped by all the statues and DsusLearned about the Dgods, From Mr. BsusBrunner and my Bmsubstitute, Bsus2Mrs. Dodds Bm Hadn't Gdone nothing wrong, wasn't G#dim7rude Hadn't rebelled!Asus A7sus A7 On the Gm/Bbday it all went down: A7The day I got expelled!
[Verse 4]

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So if you think you are a D5Half-blood, Better get headed to the B5exits now Cause G5folks'll think you're lyin' Better G5run and son't start cryin' Cause you're D5monster chow! Or D5sti

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ck around and maybe you'll learn from me BmThi

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s ain't Odysseus' Odyssey GSo hear me outG#dim, if you're so coAsusmpelleAd A7/G BuD/F#t nobody listens to meG, they never listen. D/ANobody listens to me! BmThey never listen, oh Gm(Dude,Gm/Bb you A7got exD7pellD7/F#ed!) G7I didn't G7/Awant to be a D7Half-bloD7/F#od! G7I didn't G7/Aask to be a Bm7Half-blBm/Dood E7 Gm Gm/Bb

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Expelled! D7