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Tuning: E A D G B E
[Intro] A E B E [LUKE]
Come on, Agrab some amEbrosia and Blet the nectar Eflow AWhy is everyone Escraping part of their Bplate into the fire? E Is the food rAeally that bad? E
[LUKE]
Offering to the godsB It's noEt enough that they're omnAipotent and Eall-powerful B They need to feel apEpreciated A ToE the Gods!B
[ALL]
TEo the Gods!
[Chorus]
AOh, tEhings Bcouldn't be Eworse When your Aparents Erun theB uniEverse AOh, thEings Bcouldn’t be C#mworse AWhen your Efolks run theB uniEverse
[LUKE]
AMy dad is EHermes He Bmessengers Ethings AYou'll know his Esign by his Bshoes with those Ewings I'd Await by the Ephone but the Bphone never C#mrings OhF# no When Ayour dad's a Egod, G#life can be C#mtough A* N.C. B E I met the guy once and once was enough
[LUKE]
E(Spoken) Annabeth? [ANNABETH] My Gmom's ADthena She’s Asmart and she’s Dwise GShe’s sworn off Dgluten and Ashe’s sworn off Dguys But if Gshe came to Dcamp, it’d Abe a surBmprise Oh Eno...
[ALL]
Oh Eno... [ANNABETH] Oh, and my Gstep-mom, she Dhates me, and my F#dad works all Bmday
G* N.C. A D So I left Virginia and I ran away [PERCY]
DWait, is that true? [LUKE] DEverybody!
[Chorus]
GOh, Dthings Acouldn't be Dworse When your Gparents Drun theA uniDverse GOh, Dthings Acouldn’t be Bmworse GWhen your Dfolks run theA uniDverse
[LUKE]
D(Spoken) Alright, who’s next? [KATIE] DOh! Okay, let me see…
[KATIE]
GMy mom’s DeDmeter AGoddess of Dgrain GShe gets exDcited when Ait starts to Drain But Gplanting and Dplanting and Aplanting’s a Bmpain Oh Eno...
[ALL]
Oh Eno... Right! For Gtheir sixteenth Dbirthday, my F#friends got a Bmcar G* N.C A D I got a fern in some dumb mason jar
[GROVER]
(Spoken) Bahahahaha!E Ooh, ooh! My turn! AI’m a child of EPan The Bgod of the Ewild For Athose who love Enature, they’re Boften beEguiled He’s not Areally my Edad, but I’m Bsort of his C#mchild Oh F#no...
[ALL]
Oh F#no... He Awent for a Ehike to exG#plore new fronC#mtiers And Ano one has Eseen him for Bthousands of Eyears
[Chorus]
AOh, tEhings Bcouldn't be Eworse When your Aparents Erun theB uniEverse AOh, thEings Bcouldn’t be C#mworse AWhen your Efolks run theB uniEverse
[PERCY]
E(Spoken) Chiron! Who’s your dad? [CHIRON]

N.C.

(Spoken)Oh, well… A* E* My father is Kronos A* E* Remember my lecture? B* E* He ate his children.
[LUKE] N.C. E (Spoken) Chiron wins… How about you, Silena? [SILENA]
The Agoddess of Elove My Bmom’s AphroEdite She Atries to be Ecool, but Bmainly she’s Eflighty I’ll Abring home a Eboy, and she’s Bthere in her C#mnightie
[ALL]
Oh F#no!!! [SILENA] F#(Spoken) It's so embarrassing guys! I Atried to seek Ehelp from G#even the C#mFates A* N.C. B E ‘Cause she steals my mascara and all of my dates
[LUKE]
F(Spoken) Alright, Percy, it’s your turn [PERCY]

N.C.

If I try to sing, it’ll probably cause an avalanche...
[LUKE]

N.C.

We’re all friends here. Come on, give it a shot. [PERCY]

N.C.

Okay. Um…
[PERCY] Bb* F* My mom was named Sally C* F* She loved scary movies Bb* F* And food that was blue and… [KATIE]

N.C.

(Spoken) He’s doing it wrong [SILENA]

N.C.

Yeah, who’s your godly parent?
[PERCY]

N.C.

Oh, I don’t know [LUKE]

N.C.

It’s alright. A lot of half-bloods never know their godly parent. Just give it a try.
[PERCY] Bb* F* So, my dad is some god C* F* That’s great, I guess Bb* F* C* F* Did he not want me, or not want the stress? Bb* F* C* Dm* Too bad he’s the worst and my life is a mess!
GOh no... I Bbhope that he Fshows Aeven a Dmtrace Bb* N.C. C F ‘Cause I’ve got some choice words to throw in his face!
[Chorus]
BbOh, Fthings Ccouldn't be Fworse When your Bbparents Frun theC uniFverse BbOh, Fthings Ccouldn’t be Dmworse
[LUKE]
FBut I don't care where our Bbparents may be As Clong as you are Dmhere with me
[ALL]
FWe don't care where our Bbparents may be As Clong as you are Dmhere with me F Bb C F* As long as you are here with me!