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Tuning: E A D G B E
[Intro] D A G D A Bm [Pugsley]
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G7I could Db7stab my arm myDself Could rip my tonsils Em7out Could Aset my Ghair Am7aflame D GI Bmcould Dbspray my eyes with Amace But Bm7face the fact, without Cher It wouldn't be the Amsame... A
[Pugsley (spoken)] Grandma, what if there was this girl who met this person and they're gonna run away and live alone and eat apples What would you give her? [Grandma (spoken)] Nothing. She's your sister. Be happy for her [Pugsley (spoken)] But what if she doesn't get rid of him? What if all the good times are already behind me? [Grandma (spoken)] That's life, kid. You lose the thing you love [Instrumental] Cm Cm Cm [Pugsley]
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