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Tuning: E A D G B E
[CHIP, spoken] Db Fritos! M&M’s? Oreos! All for one dollar! It is tradition
That theEbm person eliminated AmFrom the competition Is Adimfair-game for derision Db Especially the Gbmalpha-male AbWho'll sell goodies at the bake sale Db
Anyone for brownies? Anyone for choc'late chips?
GbAnyone for anything that isn’t dated?Db Ab7How could I Have beenGb
Elimina -Ab tedAb7? You wanna know how? Ab Ab7 You wanna know how? Ab Ab7 You wanna know why? Ab Ab7 DbMy unfortunate erection Bbm7 Eb7Is destroying my pAb7erfection DbIt is my rDbmeco -Ebm7 llection That eveDbrything I once did Gb
I did perfectly
Db B "Last year’s chGbamp defeated!" ABecause of Db
Marigold Coneybear
Because there’s something Gb And not a thing Fbetween us Db I dEbm7on’t blame my brain But I doAb blame my penis DbMy unfortunate protuberance Bbm7 Eb7Seems to have its own exubAb7erance AAnyone for M&M’s?
Delicious and appropriate
DbAnyone for Chewy Goobers? Expensive EbAnyone for buying the shit that I’m selling? BecauAbse my stiffy has ruined my spelling Db EreAb - Dbction EreBction My unfortunaBbmte erec - tion Ebm Bbm Db Whoa B Ab It’s ruining my life Ab5
It’s ruining my world
It’s ruAbining my ruining Ruining, ruining my life Db Gb My life!Db Gb Db Adulthood brings its own peculiar rejection F F7 Which is why I’Abm selling this PTA confection Db
It will ruin your complexion Gb Bbm7 A All because of my unfor - tu - nAbate Db Gbm Ab EGbmrec Ab -Db tAion GbmOh, Db God!