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Tuning: E A D G B E
Live performance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUIfpx9Kxp8&t=217s No Capo [PROFESSOR HIDGENS]
A7It's a DShow stoppin number DaugA real show stopper D7A show stoppin number, come on Em A DSomething to shock 'em DaugTo bring them a-crawling D7A big-time box-office drEmaw A With the pGress and the glamour We'll kilA#l the reviewsC SpotlightD on Mr. Ingenue F G So fillEm up your Tumblr Got a shAow stoppin number for you
[EMMA, spoken]
DProfessor, C#please, if they fCind us they will Gkill us!
[PROFESSOR HIDGENS, sung]
DA show stoppin number DaugIs something you die for D7A real catchy earworm-y tune Em A DAn award-winning score DaugThat seeps in and out of your pores D7A ditty make the chorus go swo-oFn G GIt'll unify humanity In a thA#undering chorus! C DNo exits from this Broadway venue F G So craEmsh those shiny cymbals Got a shAow stoppin hymnal for you D
(spoken)
DThis song's pretty good, huh? I bet you didn't know I was also a composer. In fact, while I've been preparing for the apocalypse I've also been writing my own musical... Do you mind if I give you the pitch?
[EMMA, spoken] We don't have time [TED, spoken] Fucking go for it! [PROFESSOR HIDGENS, spoken] It's called: Working Boys: A New Musical. It's the story of a group of old college chums. Sure, they found success in the business world. Still, they can't help but long for the simpler times, back in that beat-up old house at the edge of campus. But those glory days, they're gone for good
Or, are they? This here, is the title number!F G
(sung)
BmBusiness calls I'm up to my ass in shit E7 What is this business? BmMarkets are crashing And I'm at the edge of my wits E7 I just can't take it
When all I GwantD to do-o E Is spGend the day Dwith Greg A GAnd Steve CAnd Stu FAnd Mark GAnd Leighton Am7And Chad And- Am
(spoken) Ring, ring. The phone rings. I answer it Oh, hey Greg. I'm swamped, with business. Stocks, bonds, golden parachutes... Remember those days on the football field, Greg? Last week feels like ages ago What? Today? After work? On the football field? The old stomping ground, eh Greg? Just you.. and me... and Steve... and Stu... and Mark, and Leighton... And Chad Five o'clock. I'll see you then, Greg... I'll see you then (sung)
GAll ID want to doE-o Is spGend that day Dwith Steve anFd- G DFive o'clock can't come soon enough EFive o'clock can't come soon enough FFive o'clock can't come soon enough CI can't wait to get home To my boAys
DA show stoppin number DaugA real show stopper D7An aria to rule them all F E GThey'll throw us their money At A#full price adCmission The worDld will come crumbling down F G EmHamilton move over AYour new competition's in town F
(In the following segment: play the following chords: G A C F G Am7 Am A) ["GREG", spoken] Hey Henry! [PROFESSOR HIDGENS, spoken] Greg! Is that really you? [EMMA, spoken] Professor, no! That's not Greg! ["GREG", spoken] Been a long time... ["STU", spoken] Hey boys, wanna toss that pig-skin around? [PROFESSOR HIDGENS, spoken] Stu! You haven't aged a day! Is it five o'clock already? It must be! ["GREG", spoken] Come on, Henry. We've got some catching up to do [PROFESSOR HIDGENS, "GREG" & "STU", sung]
DWorking boys We're up to our ass in sEhit What is this business? DFive o'clock can't come soon enough EFive o'clock can't come soon enough FFive o'clock can't come soon enough
I cCan't wait to get home To my boA#-oys!