Misc Soundtrack - Muriels wedding the musical - why cant that be me

I saw a g^C#mirl with hips like ^G#mmine - She was ^Aproper online f^Eamous. ^{C#m G#m} Why can't that be ^Ame? I saw a g^C#mirl with hair like ^G#mmine - Ten m^Aillion people lo^Eved her. ^{C#m G#m} Why can't that be ^Ame? I saw a g^C#mirl not that br^G#m6ight - People l^Aisten when she spe^Esus4aks; She's got the w^C#morld, and here am ^G#m6I, Wondering w^Ehy can't that ^Aadd2be... me?

^Aadd2 Everyone knows something that I don't, ^E Everyone can see that I'm a joke, ^Aadd2 But underneath the joke there's me ^E And I don't ^Badd4get it. They ^Aadd2thought that I was crazy To ^G#m6think someone could love me, But ^F#m7then I moved to Sydney C#m Dsus2+#4 B7 Became Mariel and Brice... kissed me.

When they say,^F#m "Fat,"^E that's ^Badd4me. When they say,^F#m "Ugly,"^E that's^Badd4 me, they mean me. When they say,^F#m "Weird, emb^Earassing, S^C#mtupid Muriel ^G#m6Heslop - ^Am6Useless piece of^Fmaj7/C nothing!" ^Gsus4/DMe... ^G

^F Everyone knows something that I don't, ^C Everyone can see that I'm a joke, ^F But underneath the joke there's me... ^C I don't ^Gadd4get it. ^Fadd2Maybe I was crazy To ^Em6think someone could love me, But ^Dm7then I moved to Sydney, Am Bbsus2+#4 Became Mariel and someone... kissed me. ^G7Mariel... Why can't that be ^F/Ame? ^{Fmaj9/G F/A}