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Tuning: E A D G B E
[CONSTANTINE]
I'm numberC one You're number D7two We're crG7iminals at large but I'm at lCarger than you I'm number oCne You're number tD7wo I G7believe in equality As Glong as you get less than me I'm Cone
[DOMINIC]
You're Gone [CONSTANTINE (Dominic)] You're number Dtwo. (I'm number two.)
[CONSTANTINE]
You may Gthink that you're smarter, but I'm sCmarterer than you I'm number Cone You're number Dtwo You're lGucky to be Fnumber two not number tGhree AmI can see by the look in your eye You Dwant to get a bigger piece of the pie FOne day you'll get your chance But in the Gmeantime, ou got to dance monkey dance!
[DOMINIC]
AReally? I hate dancing [CONSTANTINE] Do it! Dance Monkey DDance! (Laughs)
[Instrumental Transiton] G [DOMINIC]
I'm number Ctwo He's number Done I Gcan't believe I'm working for an amphibian I'm number tCwo He's number Done. (Constantine: I'M NUMBER ONE!!!) You know lGife gone to the dog When your Cboss is a frog AmI can see it's just a matter of time Before Dhe gone and I'm at the front of the line FIt won't be long until I get my chance But in the meanGtime, I've got to dance monkey dance
[Instrumental Break] Am [CONSTANTINE]
Dance monkey Ddance! AmNow watch me D G [CONSTANTINE (Dominic)] I'm number Cone. (He's number one.) You're number Dtwo. (I'm number two!) I'll Gbet you kid, there you go Now Cstep aside Gthis ain't your show! I'm Cone. (You're one.) I'm number oDne! (Yes, we know!)
[CONSTANTINE]
GI'm..., [DOMINIC] GHe's...
[CONSTANTINE & DOMINIC]
Number oCneF! G [CONSTANTINE] CThat's how it's done G