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[Heather D.]
Gb(b5)Martha Dumptruck took a belly flop off the Old Mill Bridge last night holding a suicide note. [Veronica] Oh my God. Is shEbm6e dead?
[Heather D.]
Ebm6Just some broken bones. Just another geek trying to imitate the popular people and failing miserably. [Heather C., Ram, Kurt] Gb/BbYo, Bbmgirl Gb/BbKeep it toBbmgether Ab7sus4I Db/Abknew Ab7sus4You would come Db/Abfar Gbmadd9 Now you're Gmadd9 Truly a Heather D(b5)Smell how D(b5)Gangsta you are
[Veronica]
Ebm6Martha, I'm so sorry. [Heather C., Ram, Kurt] G/BYo, Bmgirl G/BFeel a bit Bmpunchy? A7sus4She's D/Anot A7sus4Looking so D/Awell Gmadd9 Still, you've Gmadd9 Earned that red scrunchie Eb(b5)Come join Eb(b5)Heather in Hell
[Veronica's dad]

N.C.

Where have you been? [Veronica's mom]

N.C.

We've been worried sick! Your friend JD stopped by, he told us everything.
[Veronica]

N.C.

...Everything? [Veronica's dad]

N.C.

Your depression? Your thoughts of suicide?
[Veronica's mom]

N.C.

He even showed us your copy of Moby Dick! [Heather C.]

N.C.

He's got your handwriting down cold.
[Veronica's mom] Cm7#5 Cm Cm7#5 Please, honey. Talk to us! [Veronica] Cm Cm7#5 No, you wouldn't understand! [Veronica's mom] Cm Cm7#5 Cm Cm7#5 Cm Cm7#5 Cm Cm7#5 Cm Try me! I've experienced everything you're going through right now! [Heather C., Ram & Kurt] Cm7#5 Cm Cm7#5 Cm Guess who's right down the block? [Veronica's mom] Cm7#5 Cm Cm7#5 Cm Your problems seem like life and death— [Heather C., Ram, Kurt]
Bb7sus4Guess Ebmaj7/Bbwho's Bb7sus4climbing the Ebmaj7/Bbstairs? [Veronica's mom] I Bb7sus4promise,Ebmaj7/Bb they're nBb7sus4ot Ebmaj7/Bb
[Heather C., Ram, Kurt]
Abm6Guess who's picking your lock? [Veronica] Abm6You don't know what my world looks like!
[Heather C., Ram, Kurt]
E(b5)Time's Emaj7up! E(b5)Go sayEmaj7 your E7/Dprayers! C7/Eb VeDb/Bronica's running on, running on fumes now VeDb/Bronica's totally fried VeAbm6ronica's gotta be tripping on shrooms now Abm6Thinkin' that she can hide VeF#/Eronica's done for, there's no doubt now F#/ENotify next of kin! VeDbm6ronica's trying to keep him out now A7/EbTOO LATE!

N.C.

He got in.
[J.D.]
Knock knocAb/Dk! Sorry for coming in through the Ab/Dwindow, dreadful etiquette, I Ab/Dknow! [Veronica]

N.C.

Get out of my house!