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Tuning: E A D G B E
[Intro]

N.C

Are we gonna have a problem? You got a bone to pick? You’ve come so far Why now are you pulling on my dick? I’d normally slap your face off And everyone here could watch But I’m feeling nice Here’s some advice Listen up, biotch!
Bbm (x6) Ebm (x2) [Verse 1]
BbmI like! BbmLookin’ hot
Buying stuff they cannot
BbmI like! BbmDrinkin’ hard EbmMaxin’ Dad’s credit card BbmI like! BbmSkippin’ gym BbmScaring her
Screwing him
BbmI like! BbmKiller clothes KicEbmkin’ nerds in the nose! BbmIf you lack the balls You can go play Ebmdolls
Let your mommy fix you a snack
BbmWoah! BbmOr you could come smoke Pound some rum and Ebmcoke
In my Porsche with a quarterback [Chorus]
F#Woah! F#Woah! G#Woah! Honey, whatchu C#mwaitin’ Afor? Welcome to my Ecandy Bstore It’s time for you to C#mprove You’re not a Aloser anyBmore N.C C#m Then step into my candy store
[Verse 2]
BbmGuys fall BbmAt your feet BbmPay the check
Help you cheat
BbmAll you - Have to do EbmSay goodbye to Shamu BbmThat freak’s - BbmNot your friend
I can tell in the end -
BbmIf she - had your shot EbmShe would leave you to rot Bbm‘Course if you don’t care
Fine! Go braid her hair
EbmMaybe Sesame Street is on BbmWoah! BbmOr forget the creep And get in my jeep Ebm
Let’s go tear up someone’s lawn [Chorus]
F#Woah! F#Woah! G#Woah! Honey, whatchu C#mwaitin’ Afor? Welcome to my Ecandy Bstore It’s time for you to C#mprove You’re not a Apussy anyBmore N.C C#m Then step into my candy store
[Bridge]
DYou can join the team Or you can Abitch and moan You can Elive the dream Or you can F#die alone You can Dfly with eagles Or if Ayou prefer Keep on Btesting me And end Abup like her! AbVeronica, look! Ram invited me to his homecoming party! This proves he’s been thinking about me AbColor me stoked! AbI’m so happy! FWoAah! Honey, whachu Dmwaiting fo—

N.C

Shut up Heather! Step into my Fcandy Cstore! Time for you to Dmprove You’re not a Bblame ass anymCore! DmOooh Bbwoah! CWoah oh oh! N.C Dm Then step into my candy store! DmIt’s my candy Cstore
It’s my candy!
BIt’s my candy Bbstore It’s my candy! FIt’s my Gcandy Ebmstore It's my candy Dmstoooreee!