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Tuning: E A D G B E
[RAM]
Heyyyyy, 'Ronica.A VERONICA UghC#. You got a Dleft hand? Use it.
[KURT]
EDon't talk mean liAke that. [RAM] You'll C#hurt their DfeelingsE. AYou make my C#balls so Dblue.
[KURT]
You Ehurt them badly. [RAM] AYou make my C#balls so Dblue.
[KURT]
They're Ehangin' sadly. [RAM] AWhat did they C#do to Dyou F#mthat you hate them Bmso?
[KURT] Don't run from me --
They're Eall beat up [KURT & RAM] like a tackling dummy!
[KURT]
AThey long for C#your embDrace! [RAM] They're Ewarm like mittens!
[KURT]
AThey'll curl up C#on your fDace [RAM] and Epurr like kittens!
[KURT]
AYou make my C#balls so F#mblue! [KURT & RAM] Just look at them Bmglow...
[RAM]
We're beggin' Eyou! [KURT & RAM] Don't make my balls so Ablue.
VERONICA
Heather...? C#Heather...? ODpen the door. [HEATHERS] DUKE & MCNAMARA Oh Eno, oh no no no! A
VERONICA
C#Open the dooDr! [HEATHERS] DUKE & MCNAMARA Oh Eno, oh no no no!
[KURT]
AYou make my C#balls so F#mblue, so please say hello!
[RAM]
BmHold 'em! [KURT] Enfold 'em,
[KURT & RAM]
and Enever let go! [KURT] Once you were Dgeeky and nerdy,
[RAM]
but Bthey knew you're dirty. [KURT] You've Aset them on fire,
[KURT & RAM]
WhatF#mever you require they'll Bmdo! So Etake 'em home to Fmeet your parents!
[RAM]
A#They'll wear a Dsuit and D#tie, [KURT] and a Ffancy collar!
[RAM]
A#They'll sing a DlullaD#by: [KURT & RAM] La Fla la la la! PA#lease make these Dballs not Gmblue,
[RAM] Just for a while! [KURT]
CmCan't wait till later, [KURT & RAM] my Fpants are rubbin' like a hot cheese grater!
(VERONICA offers a bottle to [RAM]) VERONICA
D#Look. EmBooze. Drink! [KURT] Aw, Fthank you so Gmuch!
VERONICA You're welcome. ([[KURT & RAM]]chug from the bottle) [RAM]
They will proD#tect you. [KURT] DefEmend you.
[RAM]
FRespect you. [KURT] GmBefriend you --
[RAM]
Like CmWinnie-the-Pooh! [KURT] F#Baby baby baby they're so blue!
[RAM]
BMy balls will D#work for Eyou. [KURT] They F#will obey ya!
[RAM]
BThey really D#need resEcue! [KURT] Like FPrincess Leia!
[KURT & RAM]
BBaby, you D#gots to come G#mthrough. [KURT] Teach them to sC#mmile!
[RAM], [HEATHERS] You got no clue How much these two Depend on you --
Please help them F#through! [KURT & RAM] F#My balls are in your C#court!
[KURT & RAM]
YeahFhhhF#h! [KURT & RAM] You G#make my balls so blue!
[KURT & RAM]
FOw! F#Ow! [KURT & RAM] You G#make my balls so blue!
[KURT & RAM]
Good FGod! [KURT & RAM] My F#balls! You G#make my balls so bC#lue!
[KURT & RAM]
LookitF! Lookit! Lookit! F#Lookit!
[KURT & RAM]
You G#make my balls so blue! C#Please make their dreams come F#true, and Bmake these Aballs G#mnot C#blue!