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Bm7You have invented a new kind of stupid GA damage you can never undo, kind of stupid DAn open all the cages in the zoo, kind of stupid ATruly, did you think this through? Kind of stupid
Bm7Let’s review (Switch to good for you) Bm7You found someoneG else who made you ‘DhelplesAs’ Bm7And you spread the Gnews of it far andD wideA EmIs it true? Was she giving you a Cworld your wife couldn’t provideBm7 G D A Bm7Well I hope your Gproud of that big DdecisioAn Bm7Yeah, I hope your Glegacy is seDcure!A Now you’re Emfree from the conflicted lifBm7e Eliza had gAave you Gbefore
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EmAnd you write what you need to write Bm7And you ruin your Aown damn life EmIt would kill you to have to be Bm7loyal when you Afound someone new EmWell I’m sorry you had it rough Bm7I’m sorry Eliza is not enough COh I’m not F#here for you (Switch to congratulations)
Bm7I know my Gsister like I Dknow my own Amind You will Bm7never find Ganyone as Dtrusting or as Akind And aBm7 million years agoG she said, "DThis one's Amine," So I,Em Stood by... B7Do you know why?! Bm7I love my Gsister more than Danything in this Alife! I would Bm7choose her happiGness over Dmine! Every Atime! Bm7ElizaG! Is the Dbest thing in our Alives And Bm7never lose sight of the Gfact That you have been Dblessed with the best wife!A (Switch to good for you) Bm7Does it cross your Gmind to be slightly Dsorry?A Bm7Do you even Gcare that you might be DwrongA EmCongrats! I hope you had a blast dragging Eliza along (Switch to congratulations) Bm7Congratulations G DFor the rest of your Alife! Every Emsacrifice you makGe is for my Dsister Give her the Abest life! EmCongratulations