Autoscroll
1 Column 
Text size
Transpose 0
Tuning: E A D G B E
[intro]
Eb7What happened last night? Are you really here? Eb7Joan, Joan, Joan, Joan, Joan Eb7Hi Joan! Don’t wake up Joan! Eb7Oh my God, last night. Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, last night
[verse]
DbI got so excited I was Eb7too enthusiastic DbThank you for not laughing Well, you Eb7laughed a little bit at one Bbm7point when I was touching you and Absaid I might lose consciousness Which Dbyou said was adorable, and EbI just have to trust That you Dbdon’t think I’m an idiot or Eb7some kind of an animal I Dbnever lost control due to Cm7overwhelming lust But I Abmust say Abthat I’m
[chorus]
E7Changing my major to AJoan I’m Bm7changing my E7major to Asex with Joan I’m Bm7changing my E7major to F#msex with Joan With a Bm7minor inE7 kissing AJoan Bm7Foreign E7study to AJoan's inner thighs A C#m7seminar on Joan’s ass F#7in her Levi’s DAnd Joan’s crazy brown eyes
[verse]
DbJoan, I feel like Hercules! Oh Eb7God, that sounds ridiculous Just Dbkeep on sleeping through this And I’ll Eb7work on calming down So by the Dbtime you’ve woken up I’ll be Eb7cool. I’ll be collected And Bbm7I’ll have found some dignity, but Abwho needs dignity? 'Cause Dbthis is so much better I’m rEb7adiating happiness DbWill you stay here with me for the Abrest of the semester? We Dbwon’t need any food, we’ll live on sex alone Bbm7Sex with Joan!
[chorus]
I am E7writing a thesis on AJoan It’s a Bm7cutting edge E7field, and my A7mind is blown I will Bm7gladly stay E7up every F#mnight to hone My comBm7pulsoryE7 skills with AJoan Bm7I will E7study my Away down her spine FaC#mmiliarize myself with heF#7r well-made outline DWhile she researches mine
[bridge]
DI don’t know who I am, I’ve become someone new DNothing I just did is anything I would do DOvernight, everything changed. I am not prepared DI’m dizzy. I’m nauseous. I’m shaky I’m scEared Am I F7falling in to nothingness Or flGying into something so subA7lime? I don’t know, but AI’m
[chorus]
CEbhanging my F7major to BbJoan I tCm7hought all my F7life I’d be Bball alone But Cm7that was beforF7e I was Gm7lying prone in this Cm7dorm room F7bed with BbJoan EbLook, she dF7rooled on the Bbpillow, so sweet All G7sweaty and tangled upG in my bed sheet EbAnd my heart feels complEbete
[outro]
DbLet’s never leave this room EbHow about we stay here 'till Dbfinals? I’ll go to school forEbever I’ll take out a dementedly huge high interest Gloan 'Cause I’m Cm7changing my F7major to BbJoan