Misc Soundtrack - Dirty rotten scoundrels - here i am

Would ya ^Cm7look at that coffered cei^G#7ling, ^C#maj7Look at that chandelie^F#maj7r. Ex^Bmaj7cuse me but how I'm feeling Is a ^F7hundred proof. I could ^F#7raise the roof. I'm so ^Bmaj7happy to be ^B6here.

^A#6I've been kind of missing A#6/A G#6/9 Gsus G Mom and Daddy, Cm7 Cm7/B Cm7/A# Cm7/F F Sort of in a spin since Cincinatti. A# A#7/D The morning flight, a major bore But ^D#then they open the ^Edim7cabin door A#6 0 And zoot alors ^F#Here ^FI a^A#m!

^F7Lord ^A#6knows I had the will A#6/A G#5/9 Gsus G And the resources Cm7 Cm7/B But Mom and Dad kept saying Cm7/A# Cm7/F F "Hold your horses." A# A#7/D I guess those poies couldn't wait ^D#Pardon me folks but They've ^Edim7left the gate I ^A#6may be late, but ^F#Here ^FI a^A#m! ^{B A#}

The ^Cm7way to be, to ^G#9me, is French A#m/C# F#7 The way they "C'est La Vie" is French So ^Bmaj7here I am, Beaumont Sur Mer, a ^Cm7Big two weeks on the ^FRivi^F#er a^F. ^A#6If I'm only dreaming A#6A G#6/9 Gsus G Please don't wake me. Cm7 Cm7/B Let the summer sun Cm6/A# Cm7 F And breezes take me. A# A#7/D Excuse me if I seem jejune, I ^D#promise I'll find my ma^Edim7rbles soon but^A#6 Everywhere I look ^A#6It's like a scene from a ^B7book. ^A#6Open the book and ^F#Here ^FI a^A#m! ^A#6

The ^Cm7air is French That ^G#9chair is French A#m/C# F#7 This nice sincere Sancerre is French The ^Bmaj7skies are French The pies are French, those ^C7 Guys are French^F These fries are French!^{F#7 B6} Pardon me if I B6/A# A6/9 G#sus G# Fly off the handle, C#m7 C#m7/C No place else on earth C#m7/B Can hold a candle

Let's ^Eface it, Je suis ^Fdim7ici, folks! Ex^B6cusez moi If i ^G7spout I'm ^B6letting my Je'ne'sais quoi ^C7out. I'm ^B6sorry to shout but

Here ^G7 I ^F#7 B6 G7 F#7 B6 G7 F#7 B6 G7 F#7 B6 Am!