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Tuning: E A D G B E
[Verse]
DLife could not Gbetter Abe GBetter Abe, Dbetter Abe DIt could not GpossiAbly ANo sirrah, sirDrah Asi-Dree
[Verse]
DSongs could not Ggayer Abe GSound your Adoe Drei or Amii DRe mi fa Gso la Asee AFa, la la la, DfolAlow Dme
[Chorus]
AWhy be Dgloomy? ACut thy nose off to Dspite thy face? C#Listen F#mto me N.C. D5 N.C. A nose is hard... to replace
[Verse 2]
DSkies could not Gbluer Abe GHearts in Alove Dtruer Abe DI'd say for Gyou or C#me Em7Life couldn't possibly, F#mnot even probably EmLife couldn't possibly Gbet-Ater Dbe
[Verse]
DLife could not Gbetter Abe GOn a AmediDeval Aspree DKnights full of GchivalAry AVillains full of Dvil-Alai-Dny
[Verse]
DYou'll see as Gyou susApect GMaidens Afair, in Dsilks beAdecked DEach pride and Gtrue eAffect For the Aumpteenth time we Dre-Asur-Drect
[Chorus]
AWe did Dresearch AAuthenticity Dwas a must C#"Zooks!" Did F#mwe search! N.C. D5 N.C. And what did we find?... A lotta dust
[Verse]
DAfter the Gdust had Acleared GHalf the Acast Dhad a Abeard And DI'm the one as Gyou can Asee For Awhom the bell tolls Dmer-Ari-Dly
[Chorus]
AWe asked DShakespeare And AFrancis Bacon would Dthey declare C#which one F#mwrote this? N.C. D5 N.C. And they both said... "get outta there!"
[Verse 2]
DWhich brings us Gto the Aplot GPlot we Agot, Dquite a Alot DAnd as it Gunfolds you'll C#see What Gstarts like a F#mscary tale EmEnds like a Dfairy tale And Emlife couldn't possibly Gbet-Ater Dbe