Misc Soundtrack - Commentary - nobodys asian in the movies

^DI wrote all Penny’s lines and her song, you know ^DI even sang her part up on the demo But when it’s ^Bmtime to cast the ^Gshow Did they ^Bmwant somebody ^Gmyellow - hell ^Dno -^Gno-^Do-o-^Go.

^BmNobody’s Asian in the ^Gmovies ^BmNobody’s Asian on ^GTV ^BmIf there is a part there f^Aor us It’s the g^Eroupie in the c^Ahorus That’s ^Dme

^DI begged and pleaded ^Gplease don’t pass me ^Dby ^DThey say, hey give us a hand Go ^Gstand in the back with t^Dhat fat ^Gguy My ^Bmrole, though be it ^Gbrief At least it ^Bmisn’t Viet ^GmCong, it’s comic re^Dlief

^BmNobody’s Asian in the ^Gmovies ^BmNobody’s Asian on ^GTV ^BmIf there is a part there f^Aor us It’s a ^Emninja, a phys^Gician Or ^Emgoofy mathemat^F#mician Or ^Ggroupie in the c^Ahorus ^DThat’s me ^{G D G}

^AWho do they want before they ^Dwant an Asian? A ^AMexican ^{D A}Who do they want before they ^Dwant an Asian? ^AA Black ^AWho do they want before they ^Dwant an Asian? ^DA Persian, or a ^ACajun, or an I^Bmndian Or an American-I^Endian played by a ^F#Mexican Or if you’re l^Gucky someone ^AAsian Like ^Dme ^{G D G D} JED: (spoken) ^GBut Mau^Drissa, ^Gmovie^Ds couldn’t even be made without Asians. We need them to play the parts we’re not willing to. MAURISSA: (^Gspoken) You’re^D right, Jed!

^BmWithout the Asians in the ^Gmovies ^BmWithout Asians on ^GmTV Who’d play the ^Dgoofy mathemat^Aician The comp^Bbuter techn^Gician A w^Dise old healer from Ja^Apan A short but ^Bbwealthy business^Bmman ^GSell Korean groce^Aries Do your ^Bblaundry thank you, p^Bmrrease We’re the ^Emvictims of a ^F#mcrime We’ll be l^Emoving you long t^F#mime If your m^Govie is a ^F#mbore just Watch the g^Groupie in the c^Ahorus ^DThat’s me ^G

MAURISSA: (spoken) ^DI guess my parents w^Gill be proud of me after all. JED: (spoken) W^Dhat does your dad do ^Gagain? MAURISSA: (spoken) Oh! He’s a nerdy, funny s^Dcientist. JOSS:

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(spoken) Isn't your dad a transpo guy? MAURISSA:

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(spoken) Oh, like an Asian could do that. I'm gonna go in the corner and play my violin, and - math!