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Tuning: G C E A
[INTRO] Gm Dm [MAIN SONG]

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Ready? Okay! GmHi! I’ll be your guide GmI’ll be your G-U-I-D-E to the other side GmDon’t go to the Netherworld- GmNetherworld?: GmDid I say Netherworld? Never mind GmI’m the B-to-the-double-E-J-F-U And GJesus, I can’t spell Gm GmHi! He’ll be your guide GmHe’ll be your G-U-I-D-E to the other side GmLet's all get naked! GmNo! GmEh, worth a try GmI’m B-to-the-double-E-T-L-E to the J-U-I-C-E GmYeah!

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What is happening?

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I understand that it's a lot to process But the Fmgood news is you and your spouse FmDied in your own house EbThat gives you clout CmThat means the two of you should stick around CmLucky for you I dropped by CmYeah, you seem like nice guys

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A little on the Pottery Barn and dry white Cmwine side AbAs for me, I’ve been scaring for millennia GmI’m the bio-exorcist GmGiving houses enemas CmFlush out all the breathers CmYou can breathe easier CmJust stick with me CmI’m like a ghost-zombie Jesus Cm*Ghost-zombie Jesus! And I Gmdo it for the love of it GmMoney? Ah, who gives a shit? GmI think we’re a perfect fit GmCome on, let’s make out a bit D*Yeah! Dead! Eb It’s the perfect day to die ‘Cause Bbthis guy happened to be Abpassing by To Dgive you control of your soul For the whole being Gmdead Gthing Gm Ab Eb The Dwhole being dead thing! Gm Oh yeah! G