Misc Soundtrack - Beetlejuice the musical - what i know now

^B7I was ^Emhot I ^Gwent to parties a lot Y'know? I was ^Amdriving Lamborghinis ^BbmSipping super-dry martinis In the tiniest ^Cbikinis on a yacht^B7

But I was de^Empressed Also c^Gompletely obsessed An un^Amhappy beauty queen ^A#mWho dreamed to be Miss Argentina I had ^B7such low self-esteem

So I ^Amgave it all up for the netherworld I've been ^Emhere forever, girl ^DIf I was more clever, girl ^GI would've stuck it out ^B7Knowing what life's about

^AmPain and joy and suffering ^GFailing but recovering ^F#mI'll tell you another thing ^BmEveryone here is ^Calone So ^Bm7if you are breathing ^B7Go home!

^EmIf I knew then What ^B7I know now I would have looked within and let love in some^Emhow ^EmIf I only knew The ^Amtruth back ^Emthen I ^B7wouldn't have had my little "accident"

^B7Don't be ^Emblind ^GYou left your whole life behind ^AmSee a shrink, Call a priest ^BbmAsk the recently deceased Death is ^Cfinal and you cannot press rewin^B7d ^AmDon't jump when the light is red ^EmToasters should be used for bread ^DNever smoke cigars in bed ^GNietzsche was right, y'know, to ^B7live is to suffer, bro ^AmDon't cheat on the one you wed ^GNever whip a thoroughbred ^B7Angry pygmys shrunk his head ^B7Why did it take death to ^Csee ^B7Happiness was up to me?

^EmIf I knew then What I know ^B7now

And lanced every sacred ^Emcow I thought I knew But I was ^Amwrong 'Cause ^B7life is short But death is super ^Emlong

If ^FmI knew then (If I knew) What ^C7I know now ^C7I would've crossed every line

B^Fmefore my final bow ^FIf I knew (If I knew) The things that ^A#mnow I ^Cknow ^C7I would ride the highs and cherish the lows Going, it's a quick trick 'round the rodeo So ^Cbefore they lower the curtain, be certain to enjoy the ^C7show That's what I ^Fmknow! Life is short but death is long ^D#Here, one minute then it's gone ^C#Thought I knew but I was wrong If I only knew what I ^Fknow^Fm now!