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Tuning: G C E A
[Intro] F# A#m B C# [DELIA]
TF#he universe A#mIs more than just spaBce with nC#o end La-la-la-la-lF#a! Just think of the unA#miverse as a femaleB best friC#end
And you can be like
"Hey, UG#mniverse, what's haBppening, girl?" And she'll beF# like "Oh, nothing - jusA#mt running Bthe world."
And yoG#mu'll be like "What?" And the univF#erse will be likeB "I know!" You're on tD#mhe right track, girl
I got your back, girl
I'm helping yoBu C#grow ThiG#mnk positive
Act positive
You are aB child of the EC#arth! (spoken)

N.C.

Life-coaching! Nailing it!
(sung)
F#Time to take command A#mYou dictate the hand ThBe universC#e deals
Look!
F#Science makes no sense A#mWho needs evidence? GBo with yoC#ur feels IG#m'm like a radio TunBed to the stars I foC#und my frequency
Crystals speak to me [LYDIA, spoken] What are they saying? [DELIA, spoken]

N.C.

Buy more crystals! [Chorus] (sung) F#Everything, everythG#ing happens for a reason BBe a beacon of light in the world F#Put a little alright in the worldC# F#There is spiritual guides above G#Look up and see 'em! BPerception is reality D#mJust listen to the melody thEe universe sings 'Cause Beverything- everything happens for aF# reason
[LYDIA, spoken] Gee, I hate to break it to you (sung)
FThe universe is just the cAmontents of timBe, matter andC space [DELIA, spoken]
Yeah- [LYDIA, sung]
FNinety-one billion light-yAmears across anBbd the Earth's a smallC place Gm7Where good people die-
[DELIA, spoken] No- [LYDIA, spoken] Yeah (sung)
In famine and waC7rs FThe Pacific Islands Amare sinking But Bbnegative thinking is Chardly the cause GmYou think life is all unicorns and rainbows 'cause yoCu're bored And posDitivity is Ca luxuBbry that few can afford
GmWe're gonna die Yes, you and I BbIn meaninglessness and aClone~
[Bridge] [DELIA]

N.C.

No no no! DmNo! One day you may wake up aGm7lone
[LYDIA, spoken]

N.C.

Okay? [DELIA] 'Cause your Dm7husband and his boyfriend bought a boat And then they sailed awEbmaj7ay to Rome
[LYDIA, spoken]

N.C.

That's specific [DELIA] BbSo you cry yourself to sleep in deep despair FTalking to the walls 'cause there's no one there BAnd you have to buy a cat 'Cause that's your last chance to have a faF#mily Take it frFom me! That your aginBg ass will have to believe that-!
[Chorus]
FEverything- everyG7thing happens for a reason BbPut some more fun in the world FA little "IC AM STILL YOUNG" in the world FBe prepared toG take your eggs and freeze 'em-
[LYDIA, spoken]

N.C.

Is this still about me? [DELIA] Eb'Cause everything- everything happens
[LYDIA] Sounds like terrible things can happen
CBecause the universe is random [DELIA, spoken]
Yes, but (sung)
FRandom for a reason! [LYDIA]
No reason!