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Tuning: G C E A
Author's note: I took this from a youtube tutorial video. The song played with ukulele: https://youtu.be/ZDJAlnubE_4 The tutorial video fo the same chanel: https://youtu.be/8VbChqECgZg Author's note: First part goes with a fingerpicking pattern; 231413 [Intro]
AmGosh it disturbs me Bto see you, Gaston DmLooking so dowAmn in the dumps AmEvery guy here'dB love to be you, Gaston DmEven when tAmaking your lumps CThere's no man in townD as admired as you FmYou're everyone'sC favourite guy AmEveryone's awed Dand inspired by you FAnd it's not Gvery hard to see why
Author's note: And then for the bride just one down strum for these 2 chords; [Bridge] Nooo Oneee 2 2 3 4 2 2 0 0 Author's note: And then with the D XU strumming pattern; [Verse 1]
Cslick as Gaston GNo one's quick as Gaston G7No one's neck's as incrediblyC thick as Gaston's AmFor there's no man in townF half as manly GPerfect, Ca pure paragon! AYou can ask any FTom, Dick or Stanley g#maj7 G And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
Author's note: The guy on the video does something differen for the last line, I personally do a DUXU DUXU DUXU UXU on g#maj7 and thena single Down strum on G. [Verse 2]
CNo one's big like Gaston GA king pin like Gaston G7No one's got a swell cleft in his Cchin like Gaston AmAs a specimen, yeDs, I'm intimidating GMy what a guy, that Gaston
Only Down strums at the last G Author's note: Now that part is a bit tricky, Im not sure about the chord names but I will give you their shapes; Basicly these all G chord but you move your pinkie on the E string. Strumming pattern goes like; DD DD 2 3 2 0 Give five "hurrahs!" 2 4 2 0 Give twelve "hip-hips!" 2 2 3 4 2 2 0 0 Gaston is the best 2 3 4 5 3 3 3 3 2 2 2 2 0 0 0 0 And the rest is all drips [Bridge] Nooo Oneee 2 2 3 4 2 2 0 0 [Verse 3]
Cfights like Gaston GDouses lights like Gaston G7In a wrestling match nobCody bites like Gaston AmFor there's no one as burlFy and brawny GAs you see I've gotC biceps to spare ANot a bit of him's scragglyF or scrawny G#maj7That's right! And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hGair
Author's note: I play the last line just like the way I play on the fisrt verse, DUXU DUXU DUXU UXU and then a single down. [Verse 4]
CNo one hits like Gaston GMatches wits like Gaston G7In a spitting match nobodyC spits like Gaston AmI'm espcially good at Dexpectorating -- Ptooey! GTen points for CGaston! E7When I was a lad,Am I ate four dozen eggs GEv'ry mornG7ing to help me gGet large GAnd now that I'm grown, AmI eat five dozen eggs DSo I'm roughly the size of Ga barge
Author's note: For the Gaston's talking part's first line,(Whern I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs) use the fingerpicking pattern in the intro (231413). Then for the next line start slowly down strumming with your thumb on G and then do multiple down strums on G7 and G. And for the last 2 lines use D DU DU. [Bridge] Nooo Oneee 2 2 3 4 2 2 0 0 [Verse 5]
Cshoots like Gaston GMakes those beauts like Gaston G7Then goes tromping around wearingC boots like Gaston AmI use antlers in all of myD decorating G (Stop strumming) Oh, what a guy C G (Single down for these 2 chords) GASTON