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Tuning: E A D G B E
[Intro] Michael (Spoken): N.C Apocalypse of the damned! Jeremy: Level 9! Both: The cafitorium! (Sung)
EFind the bad guy, push 'em aside. Then moAve on forward with your friend at your side. It's a tDwo-player game, so when they make an attack, You knAow you got a brother gonna have your back. Then you stEay on track, and I remain on course. And If they giAve you a smack, you gotta use your force.
And if you leave your brother behind, it's lame!
Cause it's anA effed up world, and it's a tG#wo-player game, hey! [Verse 1]
Michael:
G#mDude you are cooler than a vintage cassette. B It's just that no one else but me thinks that yet. F#You're just a nothing in this high school scheme, But it's no big cuz' you and IE are a tBmeam. GWe like out of print games, rDetro skAates, got a PBmac-Man taAttoo. NoDbody here apprAeciates, but sBoon we'll be together where they do.
[Chorus]
ACuz' Dguys like us are cGool in cDollege, Gcool in coDllege, yes I kAnow. DGuys like us aBre cBmool in college, rule in cDollege, lAisten, bro. GHigh school is hAell, but we nDavigate it wGell. Cuz' what we Cdo, is we make it a Amtwo player Dgame!
[Verse 2] Both (spoken):

N.C

Zombie! Watch out! CGsh! GWha-!? CAwwG#..
Jeremy (sung):
G#mAs users we have fought together for yeG#ars. BBoth Nintendo zombies and our popular peers. Now we're sF#tuck on a level and I wEanna move on.
Michael:
Just wait twoF# years where Eupon, [Chorus]
Both:
You'll realize guys like Dus are cGool in cDollege, cGool in coDllege, won't be lAame. Jeremy: ADude I know, I get it-
Both:
DGuys like us are cBool in cBmollege, Jeremy: But we're nGot in coDllege,
Michael:
All the sAame. GHigh school is wAack, but we hDave each others' bGack. It's me and yCou, Both: We make it a Amtwo player gDame.
(Spoken)
GAH!- D OH- C ZOMBIE! D
(Jeremy's dad: Hello?)
BLOOD! G (SonCm?)
CLAWS!
(JERCmEMY!) Pause. D A
[Verse 3] Jeremy (sung):
You kDnow tGhat Dyou are my faGvorite pDerson, tGhat doesn't mDean that I can't still dAream. Michael: Is it DreGally tDrue, I'm your faBvowite pDewson~?
Jeremy:
Yeah, we're nGever Dnot gonna be a teAam, High sGchool is sAhit, and you Dgotta help me coBnquer it. GIt's just what we dCo,
Both:
We make it a Amtwo Aplayer gDame! [Outro]
Find the bad guy, push 'em aside!
Then mGove on forward with your friend at your side! It's a tCwo-player game, so when they make an attack, You kGnow you got a brother gonna have your back! Then you sDtay on track, and I remain on course, If they Ggive you a smack, you gotta use your force! And Cif you leave your brother behind, it's lame! Cause it's an eGffed up world, but it's a two-player game! Hey! D G Two player gDmame! G TDwo player game! AmHey-Aey-Dey!
[Creds] Thank you to my friend Claudia bc ily. Lyrics: http://www.themusicallyrics.com/b/395-be-more-chill-the-musical-songs-lyrics/5098- two-player-game-lyrics.html