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Tuning: E A D G B E
[Chorus 1]
GC-c-c c'mon, Cc-c-c- c'mon, CGo, go GC-c-c c'mon, Cc-c-c- c'mon, GGo, go
[Verse]
CI'm waiting for my porno to load CMy brain is gonna freakin' explode CAnd now, of course, it's time to hit the road Which Ameans I'll be unEcomfortable all day FBut that really isn't Csuch a change CIf I'm not feeling weird or super strange My Alife would be in Eutter disarFray F'Cause freaking Gout is my okay FGood morning Gtime to start the Cday!
[Chorus 1]
GC-c-c c'mon, Cc-c-c- c'mon, CGo, go GC-c-c c'mon, Cc-c-c- c'mon, GGo, go
[Verse]
AShould I Ctake a bus or Awalk instead? AI feel my Cstomach filling Aup with dread AWhen I get nervous my whole face goes red Dude, Dmweigh the options Ecalmly and be still A Cjunior on the bus is Ekiller Gweak But if I Cwalk when I arrive I'm gonna Estraight up Greek And my Aboxers will be Cbunchy and my Apits will leak DmUgh, God, I Ewish I had the skill FTo just be Gfine and cool and Cchill
[Chorus 2]
CI don't wanna be a Fhero FJust wanna Cstay in the line FI'll never be your Rob DeNiro For me Joe CPesci is fine FSo I follow my own rules And I use them as Gmy tools To Estay Falive I don't wanna be Dmspecial, Gno, no

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I just wanna survive
[Chorus 1]
GC-c-c c'mon, Cc-c-c- c'mon, CGo, go GC-c-c c'mon, Cc-c-c- c'mon, GGo, go
[Instrumental] Bb C Bb C G E [Verse]
CI Bbnavigate the Cdangerous Ghall CFocus Bbon a poster Cthere on the D#wall CAvoiding Bbany eye Ccontact at Gall And Atrying hard Eto remain unCseen CThe poster's closer now, what does it say? CIt's a sign-up for the after-school play CIt's a sign-up sheet for getting called gay And Athat's not what I Eneed right now EEnd scene FI hang a Gleft and there's GChristCine... GChristCine... FChristine... FChristine Canigula GChristCine...
[Verse]
AWell, that was Csmooth Yeah, that was Asuper Cpimp My AMac Daddy Cgame couldn't Abe more limpC DmNo time to Ewallow, no, insFtead, Just clear your Gbrain and move aFhead Accept that Gyou're one of those Fguys Who'll be a Gvirgin 'til he Cdies CI don't wanna be a Fballer Just want some Gskills to count on AIf my nuts were any Fsmaller They would be Gtotally gone AIf I continue at this Frate The only thing I'll ever Gdate Is my EMacBook Pro hard Fdrive I don't wanna be CClooney, Gno, no CI just wanna survive CMichael!
[Verse]
EJeremy, C#my buddy How's it Ghanging? GLunch is banging Had my Asushi, Got my slushie and Emore! AThe roll was meki maki CAnd I'm Dmfeeling kinda Gcocky 'Cause that girl at Sev' Elev' Bbgave me a Egenerous pour EOh, I'm C#listening to Marley And the Bmgroove is sounding Agnarly And we're almost at the Dmend of this Esong AYeah, that was the end BmNow tell Ame friend GHow was class? You look like Aass AWhat's wrong?
[Verse]
GChristCine... GChristCine... FChristine... FChristine Canigula GChristCine... GChristCine... FChristine... FChristine Canigula FChristine Canigula G
[Bridge]
CI feel my body moving through the air FSee my converse walking over there GTake a shaky breath and I prepare FWho cares if Gpeople think I'm Flame FChristine signed, GI'll do the same FI grab the Gpen, I write my name
[Chorus 2]
CI'm never gonna be the Fcool guy I'm more the Gone who's left Fout Of all the characters Cat Fschool FI am not the Gone who the Cstory's aFbout FWhy can't someone Cjust Ghelp me out AAnd Dmteach me how to Fthrive CHelp me to more Gthan survive! F
[Outro]
GMore Athan surFvive! GMore Athan surFvive! FIf this was Aan apocaFlypse I would not need any Gtips In Ehow to stay Falive FBut since the Azombie army's Gyet to descend And the Dmperiod is Cgoing to end I'm just Dmtrying my Fbest to Gpass the test and CSurvive! BbSurCvive! GC-c-c c'mon, Cc-c-c- c'mon, CGo, go GC-c-c c'mon, Cc-c-c- c'mon, GGo, C#go!