Misc Soundtrack - A gentlemans guide to love and murder - stop wait what

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So sorry to interrupt such a festive occasion, but I am under strict instructions to arrest you - for murder! [MONTY] ^GmMurder?

Stop! Wait! W^Dmaj7hat?! Well, I d^Gmidn't kill Adalbert D'Ysquith Though that certainly ^G7/Bwas my int^Cment Rather h^Am7ard to dige^D7st That I could be arr^Gmested For s^A7omething that I only me^D7ant And it c^Ebouldn't be p^F7oor cousin A^Bbsquith For he g^Cmraciously d^A7/C#ied on his o^Dwn Was that h^Gmole in the i^Em7ce Just a ^Am7bit too pre^D7/F#cise? Was my p^Gm/Dresence at C^D7hizzlemere kn^Gmown?

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(spoken) Murder, did you say?

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I'm afraid so, your lordship Gm

Stop! Wait! W^Dmaj7hen?! I should do^Gmubt I was seen in the harbor Lady Hyacinth f^G7/Bell in so ^Cmfast As for ^Am7Salome's e^D7nd All suspicion w^Gmould send Them at o^Ance to that backstabbing ca^Dst! Did the b^Ebee-stings re^F7veal my de^Bbception? Was I s^Cmeen at the we^A7/C#ightlifting h^Dall? How r^Gmude to intr^Em7ude on this l^Am7ovely re^D7/F#ception For ^Gm/DI am the E^D7arl after a^Gmll Yes, ^BbI am the E^F7arl after a^Bbll! Though it's c^Bbome, I con^Ccede, at a co^Dst But wh^C#7ere was my blunder My w^Cm7eakness, I wonder Is a^C#dimll of it n^Ebdimow to be los^G7t? Is ^Cm/Gall of it n^A7/C#ow to be l^D7ost?

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(spoken) Murdering...whom?

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Lord Adalbert D'Ysquith, Eighth Earl of Highhurst! [MONTY] ^GmStop! Wait! ^Dmaj7Who?! For the m^Gmurder of Adalbert D'Ysquith Were there ever a ^G7/Bfarce, this is ^Cit I am ^Am7almost amus^D7ed I should stand here accus^Gmed Of a mu^Arder I didn't co^Dmmit

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(spoken) But surely, the Earl died of a heart attack?

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No, your lordship, it was foul play [MONTY] Of c^Ebourse, I should l^F7ike to inqui^Bbre By what me^Cmthod he ^A7/C#happened to d^Die But m^Gmore to the p^Em7oint What e^Am7vents now con^D7/F#spire To l^Gm/Dead them to t^D7hink it was ^G7I?! I've dispat^Gmched half a do^Em7zen ^Am7Each one a c^Dm7/F#ousin ^GmAll of them qu^D7/Aite by desi^G7gn It is n^Am7ot a defe^D7nse It ju^Gmst mak^D7/F#es no ^Em7sense! This ^Am7murder was n^Dot one of ^Gmmine!