Misc Originals - Stinky mcdougal and the sunshine band - cocaine bear - cocaine bear the musical

^Am You don’t know what you don’t ^E7know.“Cubbies, I’m gonna tell you a story about staying curious and learning” ^Am I didn’t know what I didn’t ^E7know “Like, when the can says beer, it means it’s for you^E7.” I learned to read and you should ^Amtoo ^AmJust like don’t eat no rubber ^E7shoes, you do not do not want it in your poo, I was

^C Unconsciously In^E7competent of many ^Amthings “I didn’t know what I didn’t know I didn’t know.” I was ^C Unconsciously In^E7competent of many ^Amthings “But I was about to become Consciously ^E7Competent about a lot of things.”

^Am One day I met Fred the ^E7Artist “He was painting me nude in the meadow.” ^Am My first Birthday Suit Buf^E7fet “Mmmmmmm Mmmmmmmmm Mmmmmmm Mmmm M^E7mm” I love artists and you should ^Amtoo. I did not eat Freds rubber ^E7shoes, it did not did not end up in my poo I became

^C Consciously in^E7competent of many ^Amthings. “You don’t eat those rubber shoes” I became ^C Consciously in^E7competent of many ^Amthings. “My God I was thir^E7sty.”

^Am But the can said Turpen^E7tine “Did that mean it was not mine? How is this possible?” ^Am My first name could be Turpen^E7tine “It shall be mine I’ll drink the ^E7tine.” First I threw up Fred’s left ^Amthigh I said oh my oh my that’s Freds left ^E7thigh - I - I - I was I was I was

^C Consciously In^E7competent of Turpen^Amtine “I had so little information to go on” I was ^C Consciously In^E7competent of Turpen^Amtine “And I still didn’t know my first ^E7name.”

^Am The Gods dropped me a blue ^E7clue “My name literally dropped out of the sky and burst open” ^Am I carefully sniffed to my de^E7light. “And then I knew I knew with all my ^E7might” My first name is Co^Amcaine Cocaine cocaine cocaine ^E7bear I was I was I was I was

^C Consciously ^E7Competent of my first ^Amname “It was given to me by the sky gods.” I was ^C Consciously ^E7Competent of my first ^Amname “And then I got excited. Like really ^E7excited.”

^Am I began to run so ^E7fast “My heart felt like it might blast” ^Am I smashed into Elsa in a ^E7flash “I tore and ripped that piece of trash^E7!” Is there cocaine in my ^Ampoo? I wonder wonder just like ^E7you I was I was I was I was

^C Consciously ^E7Competent of my first ^Amname “I knew it had to be my first name.” I was ^C Consciously ^E7Competent of my first ^Amname “I was Cocaine Bear but ^E7wait.”

^Am There are more blue clues I ^E7know “The story’s done and I’ll be back” ^Am Out there is a Devine white ^E7snow ^E7# Oh God no my first name is Co^Amcaine Cocaine Cocaine Cocaine ^E7Bear I shall I shall bring it here I was I was

^C Unconsciously ^E7Competent of my first ^Amname “I will never forget my first name.” I am ^C Unconsciously ^E7Competent of my first ^Amname “I could never forget my first name…^E7ever” Oh dear God my name my name my name my name is Cocaine ^AmBear.