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Tuning: E A D G B E
[Intro Riff] D G A A/D A G D G A A/D A G D G A A/D A G D [Verse 1]
DI had a secret A I never told EmAn army sevenfold Em Maybe they rDan away from Santa Or loArd of the rings GTiny magic beings would GpiGck up all myD things DEvery night in fragrant sheets We'd FAist-bump in my head GWe were a perfectD team DWe each had our role to play AThey clean up my shit each day And EmI get to live my dream
[Chorus]
After the Celves diedD G B+ Tiny crosses in the yard Mum said they died from oveCrworkD Em Eb+ I think they pushed themselves too hard After my Ctears dried D Em Eb+ I try to numb the pain Dad poured me a little CwineD But I think it was champGagneC G
[Verse 2]
The moDrning after it transpired A You know - The elficide Em I blinked my sleepy eyes I’d wDoke up in another land APizza boxes, bits of ham GHalf a Sandwich curling in the Dheat DSomeone else’s underpants The sAtench of it had killed my plants Or maGybe they lost the will to lDive DSeven socks that dont belong AbsAorb the runoff from the bong Em You couldn’t live this way
[Chorus]
After the Celves diedD G B+ Tiny crosses in the yard Mum said they died from oveCrworkD Em Eb+ I think they pushed themselves too hard After my Ctears dried D Em Eb+ I try to numb the pain Dad poured me a little CwineD But I think it was champGagneC G
[Interlude] Intro Riff D G A A/D A G D G A A/D A G D G A A/D A G D [Verse 3]
DMy friends asked me what was wrong AI told them how the elves had gone EmWord got around And lDater through the neighbourhood ALittle crosses made of wood EmWere planted everywhere in the ground DMy Daddy took up surfing And my mAother plays the sax GThe parents in the neighbourhood Are loGokinGg real Drelaxed Ive Dhad a horrid time of late Im jAust a kid of twenty eight I Emmope around and pick up stuff
[Chorus]
After the Celves diedD G B+ Tiny crosses in the yard Mum said they died from oveCrworkD Em Eb+ I think they pushed themselves too hard After my Ctears dried D Em Eb+ I try to numb the pain Dad poured me a little CwineD But I think it was champGagneC G
[Outro] D G A A/D A G D G A A/D A G D G A A/D A G D D