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[Verse 1]
GNot sure what he sees in me FA short arse with yellow teeth CBaggy eyes not unlike my trousers DCovered in dog hair and a lazy bastard
[Verse 2]
GSometimes when i'm alone FI find the confidence to speak my own CTo shout and scream and rage and cry DThen someone joins and suddenly i'm
[Chorus A]
G'Sorry For Exisiting' FMr 'Can I Help You Please' DmMr 'Oh Don't Mind My Crying' Cadd9Mr 'Onions Probably'
[Chorus B]
GWould you like me sat or standing FWhen you punch me till i'm blue CWould you rather use a shotgun DMr 'Lose my head and CLose my life Gtoo'
[Verse 3] G F C D