Misc Originals - Gabe ets-hokin - big shrimp buffet mountain

^COne evening at the Indy show ^CTo a titty bar we were weaving, ^CFrom White Castle rode Burns on a Grom, ^CAnd he said, "Boys, I'm leaving I'm hea^Fded for a ^Cland that's ^Ffar a-^Cway Be^Fyond the Vegas fou^G7ntains So ^Ccome with me, we'll go and see ^CThe Big Shrimp Buffet Mountains

In the ^CBig Shrimp Buffet Mountains, The bikes ^Fare all upr^Cight Where the ^Fhelmets grow on b^Cushes And you get Hilton points every ^G7night. Where the ^Ctwisties are all empty And cras^Fhes are never your f^Cault

There's ^Fsteak dinners ^Cand swag And the ^Fcarpet is ^Cshag The ^Fsingle-malt sp^Crings Served wit^Fh onion r^Cings In the ^GBig Shrimp Buffet Mo^Cuntain.

In the ^CBig Shrimp Buffet Mountain All the ^Fcops have Harley t^Crikes The even^Ft planners don't h^Cave alarms The tech briefers have no mi^G7cs The ^Cairport limo is a Rolls And the ^Fflights are all non-s^Ctop

Oh I'm ^Fbound to go^C Where the co^Frners all^C flow Where the ^Frain don't ^Cfall And the group ^Fride ain't ^Cslow In the ^GBig Shrimp Buff^Cet Mountains.

In ^Cthe Big Shrimp Buffet Mountains ^FThere are no photo ^Cstops And th^Fe snacks served at the ^Crest breaks Won't fill you up like r^G7ocks The ^Cbreakfast buffet is open all day And Bloody ^FMarys are served at ^Clunch

There's all the t^Fires you can u^Cse And war^Fmers ^Ctoo You can ride a superm^Foto all arou^Cnd Like ^FMr. Magoo^C In the ^GBig Shrimp Buffet ^CMountains

In the ^CBig Shrimp Buffet Mountains, The ^Fdeadlines are always nex^Ct week. And ^Fyou can blow them a^Cnyway, There's no editor to offer c^G7ritique. Your i^Cnvoices get paid on time, And^F there's an unlimited expense ^Caccount,

I'm g^Fonna' stay ^C Where you ^Fride all d^Cay, Where you'r^Fe in Wikipedi^Ca And there's ^Fno social ^Cmedia In the ^GBig Shrimp Buffet ^CMountain.

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I'll r^Fide with y^Cou and ^FEvans ^Ctoo In the ^GBig Shrimp Buffet ^CMountains ^GIn the Big Shrimp ^CBuffet Mountains ^GIn the Big Shrimp ^CBuffet Mountains