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------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Retirement Home - Brett Kline ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tabbed by: Brett Kline Email: n/G Tuning: EADGBE I wrote this song, and really want people to see it. I am also writing other songs too. *palm muted*
IF went to see my grandparenGts last week AmI was greeted by some old Ffreak HFe said "hello" at least five times to Gme HAme's probably just losing his meFmory
*regular strumming*
IF'm at the retiremGent home IAm'm at the retirFement home IF'm at the retiremGent home IAm'm at the retirFement home - oh yeah!
*palm muted*
LFook at them losing all of their hGairs WAmatch them falling down the sFtairs SFee that guy lying on hGis back MAmaybe he's having a heart atFtack - oh yeah!
*regular strumming*
FI'm at the retireGment home IAm'm at the retirFement home IF'm at the retiremGent home IAm'm at the retirFement home - oh yeah!
*palm muted*
YFou have to look out for these olGd folks AAmt any time they canF have strokes BFut I feel most sorry for that oGne with the IV IAm think that nurse accidentally switcFhed it with pee
*regular strumming*
IF'm at the retiremGent home IAm'm at the retirFement home TFhat guy in the wheelchair is Gdrooling foam AAmt the retireFment home - oh yFeah!