^GI asked my phone a question, didn't know where else to look ^GShe just politely replied, "Ever heard of a book?" ^COh why's it so h^Gard ^CTo figure out why things ^D7are the way things ^Gare?

^GSo I went to the library to see what I could find ^GThe librarian looked at me like I was outta my mind ^COh why's it so h^Gard ^CTo figure out why things ^D7are the way things ^Gare?

You could be ^Crich, you could be ^Gpoor Smart as a ^Dwhip, dumb as a ^Gdoor And ^Cstill not have the ^D7answers we're looking ^Gfor So could som^Ceone help me o^Gut Don't be s^Dhy just shout it ^Gout Please ^Ctell me what ^D7life is all abo^Gut 'cause ^Cwe're all just trying to ^D7figure this thing ^Gout

^GI went to group therapy and sat in a circle made of chairs ^GI posed the question to my friends but all I got back was blank stares ^COh why's it so h^Gard ^CTo figure out why things ^D7are the way things ^Gare?

^GI finally asked my mom, she's known me most of my life ^GShe just shrugged her shoulders and said, "Go ask your wife." ^COh why's it so h^Gard ^CTo figure out why things ^D7are the way things ^Gare?

You could be ^Crich, you could be ^Gpoor Smart as a ^Dwhip, dumb as a ^Gdoor And ^Cstill not have the ^D7answers we're looking ^Gfor So could som^Ceone help me o^Gut Don't be s^Dhy just shout it ^Gout Please ^Ctell me what ^D7life is all abo^Gut 'cause ^Cwe're all just trying to ^D7figure this thing ^Gout

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