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Tuning: E A D G B E
[Verse 1]
And I Geat raw pancake F#sus4batter And I Gsus4really hate GSundays I’d Grather have a F#sus4blister And a Gsus4bed that’s full of Gcrumbs, hey
My Gthumb’s been numb for F#sus4hours Can Gsus4someone have a Glook, please No GI won’t see a F#sus4doctor, They’ll Gsus4put me in their Gsus4books, these
[Chorus]
CPeople with their Gsmiles, CPeople with their Gplans CThese people with their Gpoperi And Cboats in comic saGns
[Verse 2]
GI hate when F#9somebody CIs wearing Gfurs, and GI am just a F#9giant CClown of a Gperson
GAnd I look bad in F#9tank-tops And I Cdon’t have any Gmoney And I’ll Gdrink until I’m dF#9runk Then I’ll Cdrown until I’m Gthirsty
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And I Cdon’t really know Gwhy I Cdon’t really know Gwhy I Cdon’t really know Gwhy I Cdon’t really know Gwhy
[Verse 3]
I Gpick up broken F#sus4pencils And Gsus4maybe take them Ghome Or I’ll Gwrite a pretty F#sus4message And Gsus4leave them all Galone
And I Glike to search the F#9pavement For Clittle odds and Emends And I’ll Gpush it til it F#9breaks And I’ll Cbend it til it Embends
[Chorus]
And I Cdon’t really know Gwhy I Cdon’t really know Gwhy I Cdon’t really know Gwhy I Cdon’t really know Gwhy
C G C G [Verse 4]
GI only make F#9love When it’s Clight Goutside Because - Gwho knows! F#9What might Chappen otherGwise
[Chorus]
But I’m Cwalking in my Gmind I’m Call tied up insGide If you Cpull on this Gthread Then we can Cunravel my Gmind
[Verse 5]
When GI smoke out the F#sus4window I Gsus4annoy all the Gneighbours The Gneighbours and their F#sus4dogs I Gsus4scream to the Grooftops
I’ve Gwritten a new F#sus4song I’ve Gsus4written a new Gsong But Gdon’t you worry F#sus4neighbours The Gsus4song won’t be too Glong.